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"World Peace is in need of five more minutes in the oven" - My mother

Random things I've said playing Stardew Valley:

- (after talking to Elliot) "Oh Elliot, you're so sweet. This is why I marry you when I'm a man"

- "Alex, just accept you're gay for the male farmer."

- (talking to Robin) "Divorce your husband. Marry me. Please."

#stardew valley

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*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

My gf made me a really pretty bracelet and gave it to me yesterday :D

I love it (and her) sm and I'm gonna wear it every day!!

#i love my girlfriend #wlw #yuriiiii #i love her sm #lesbian #is it still wlw if I'm not aligned with any gender?

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I have an assessment at school thats basically just me choosing wtvr I want for an engineering thing or a science investigstion. So I chose to make ants glow. I can make them glow easy but now I have so much research to do on one type of ant and the stuff I need is due Friday morning

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Nvm I'm using meat ants now

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Another update!!

The ants arrived but I missed first period (had a double tho) so my friend started setting it up for me (thank you 👽!). We got the ants in and everything went well!

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I'm finished the testing part of my assignment but it's due tmrw and kicking my butt. Unfortunately I had an athletics carnival at school today and my cousins are over so I'm also exhausted.

send help. pls

Obliviousness is different to ignorance - 👽 at break

Ignorance requires purpose but obliviousness is just stupidity (also 👽)

#quotes

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bugbraiin

One thing im uncomfortably woke about is bugs. And im actively trying to get more uncomfortably woke. By this i mean i DO believe the normalised fear of bugs stems from both government and business propaganda. The start of household pesticide sales coinciding with the boom in insect related horror movies. The promotion of anti intellectualism and anti enviromentalism. If you're scared of bugs, you wont care about saving them. If you dont care about saving them, you wont care about saving our home, since without bugs it cannot be saved. If you dont care about saving our home, the rich can do whatever they want with the chunks of it they continue to destroy.

I WILL calmly and kindly try to help anyone who is afraid of bugs. I will show them my finds, i will explain their importance, i will tell them just how sweet and gentle and friendly they are. And I WILL shoot down any immature loser who believes senseless killing is the only possible response to not liking something.

Get woke. Love bugs.

EDIT: this breached containment. My usual like count is like 5 😭 i want to clarify i mean people who conflate fear with hate are the ones who wont care about saving our planet, like people who threaten to kill peoples pet bugs or actively kill bugs outside for no apparent reason. Not people who run away from a bee.