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My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,,

Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest of us you lazy bitch

mausspacearchive

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

vvant-deactivated20230531

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

thecraftychemist

What to say instead of "trivially"

This comes from a very long list of alternative phrases and words that was used to create “a program that will insert condescending adverbial phrases before any statement in a math proof”. But use it where you will - I’m sure other fields can benefit. Tag yourself, I’m “By abstract nonsense“.

By circular reasoning we see that

There is a marvellous proof (which is too long to write here) that

Figure 2 (not shown here) makes it clear that

It is beyond the scope of this course to prove that

Only idealogues and sycophants would debate whether

The Math Gods demand that

For legal reasons I am required to disclose that

Remember the basic laws of common sense:

Life is too short to prove that

All the cool kids know that

Wherefore said He unto them,

With God as my witness,

As a great man once told me,

Galois died in order to show us that

It pleases the symmetry of the world that

Mama always told me

By Euler

By Fermat

I know it, you know it, everybody knows that

You of all people should realize that

The proof is left to the reader that

We need not waste ink in proving that

It would be an insult to my time and yours to prove that

I shudder to think of the poor soul who denies that

We don’t want to deprive the reader of the joy of discovering for themselves why,

Barring causality breakdown, clearly

Through the careful use of common sense,

According to prophecy,

This won’t be on the test, but

When one stares at the equations they immediately rearrange themselves to show that

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times,

Our forefathers built this country on the proposition that

By abstract nonsense,

My father told me, and his father before that, and his before that, that

The burden of proof is on my opponents to disprove that

The voices insist that

Assuming an arbitrary alignment of planets, astrology tells us

#omg these are so funny

asgardreid-deactivated20180407

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

997

friend: i’ll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

chillxmami

“I called you”

I know, I watched the phone ring

#LMAO #called tf out

jovan

me flirting: I don’t want you to die

#lmao this is me

agaes

He doesn’t fuck around you know

memewhore

dankmemeuniversity

55studies-deactivated20230601

i want to put my life on do not disturb and sit in a sun-warmed comforter all day

kiwi

not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal

espressogal

once you stop fantasizing about that ideal version of yourself and start working towards becoming that person by setting your alarm clock earlier and actually going to the gym and actually volunteering at places and actually eating healthier and not procrastinating and working just a little bit harder you’ll realize that it was so easy all along. becoming your ideal self will only ever exist in your mind until you make the decision to work towards becoming that person. get up!! get going!! it’s now or never!! there is no light at the end of the tunnel!! get that flashlight and pave your own path bitch bc no one else is going to do it for u!!