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Well Howdy!

I go by both Sleep and Moose (he/they/other) so take your pick! This is my primary IEYTD blog for rb spam, my own art [Agent Moose's Art] and my own writing [Agent Moose's Writing]. I've been active in this fandom for about three years, but I've known the games since around 2018!

I run the blogs @the-phantom-mask (semi-permanent hiatus) and @i-expect-you-to-die (busy, but I have other things in the works), and my main is @lookineedsleep! If you like any of my art here, please consider following my art blog: @lookineedsleeps-art-blog (very...simply named I know)

Blog run by the primary host

Fanfics I've Written:

Are they all Starstruck? Yes. Do I care? No <3

To Devote Yourself (To a Craft) (Aug '24)

Playing Pretend Is What Actors Do (Mar '24)

Everything Moves (Jun '23)

Other Things:

IEYTD Oc Ref - Brandy Miller (mostly abandoned/may rework)

IEYTD Playlist Masterpost (go my scarab)

[mothbeasts]

artistic nudity under cut (nonsexual) happy pride month

[mothbeasts]

happy pride month to transgender lesbian the fabricator. it's canon btw I was the tape recorder she used to record her phone conversations

[agentted]

Last pride month I made two pride month versions of the EOD logo and I forgot to share it here so I decided to share it for this pride month. I'm not sure which one I prefer.

[i-expect-you-to-be-murdered]

posted this on the discord already, but here is Agent Serval! (who, depending on the au, may take the place of agent phoenix)

She is a big silly, very much cat vibes. Generally they act as if they're always right and always perfect, which isn't always true but things tend to work in her favor in the end. They're very much a fan of 'Fake it till you make it' and 'Confidence is key'. Sure she may get shot at a few times along the way, but they end up fine, so she considers it a success!

Big fan of wine. also knows nothing about it. She doesn't really care about the taste, just likes the vibe and the bottle and the process of making it. made wine (1) once and decided that was their favorite drink.

She has a girlfriend she's been dating for a few years, but unfortunately their partner does not know about their job :( their girlfriend has a few secrets of her own though.

[bowehbowah]

greenflows entire solutions album

original before i changed their face vvv

[mothbeasts]

the thing about zoraxis is that the fabricator is "dating" zor. and by that I mean they're kissing sloppy in zor's office during work hours. BUT the fabricator is also in love with solaris.

BUT ALSO. daniel wants to take the fabricator's place as zor's little kitty. anna used to have a homoerotic friendship going with the fabricator but neither of them wanted to actually date. this fizzled out a little while after the fabricator fell in love with solaris and is fully dead and in the ground after anna sold solaris out to the agency. got all this. good

hivemind is also there with a clipboard

[mothbeasts]

solaris and zor hate each other. daniel and the fabricator are at each other's fucking throats every single day. hivemind wants to mind control solaris into the perfect zoraxis employee and fantasizes about this every day. he's cordial with the fabricator they have tea once a week.

[mothbeasts]

also to be clear anna and the fabricator is not a case of me shipping them it's a case of me knowing in my heart that on at least one occasion, when they'd both just started their careers and were adjusting to the force of it, they have lit each others cigarettes with a certain air of lesbianism about it. and when zor was particularly cruel to fabby anna would rub her shoulder and tell her she will endure this. and maybe they've kissed once or twice while drunk but this isn't about that.

[lovelylittlelobster]

Something's not right here, but I can't quite put my finger on it....

I know April Fools' Day was over a month ago now, but I couldn't help myself haha!

[mothbeasts]

go my probably never finished sketch. shes smoking her bigarette

[aabaacuus]

baffling and frankly irritating decision from schell games but yk what it gave me a bit of drawing motivation so it worked out i guess

[z1ppery]

omg are we gonna finally learn what the original story was gonna be before the robots got involved... blease

[z1ppery]

Hmmm.

[z1ppery]

does it count as spoilers if its a 10 minute youtube video Whatever ill readmore it anyways

Im not even really all that angry just really confused on what the thought process was here.

ok like the phantom reveal I GUESS i get that?? I mean vitti phantom was the more common theory and was already practically confirmed to anyone who payed attention.. but its still stupid as fuck to CONFIRM it Like That. Come on.

The Zor-took-the-photo reveal was ACTUALLY crazy i dont know what the fuck they were thinking with that one. Ive only seen like one person theorize anything close to that whyyyyy would you reveal that now through a youtube video

The only good reason i can think of to reveal any of those NOW like THIS is if we're for real not getting a fourth game and theyre just revealing everything now. But like. I feel like if thats the case then they would reveal. everything. And not reveal some insane shit and then explicitly go "well the rest is still secret!!!" Maybe im just coping though idk. Either way its a weird decision because if there ISNT a fourth game coming, then why not reveal everything?? (And why reveal it so casually through a fucking youtube video. I cant stress this enough WHY A 10 MINUTE YOUTUBE VIDEO. IF IT IS A HL3 SITUATION WHERE WE AINT GETTING IT AT LEAST DO AN EPISTLE 3 TYPE DEAL IDK!!!!) And if there IS a fourth game coming, then why not just... wait until then to reveal this stuff??? Where am i. Hello

[handlernamedmordecai]

can you tell im super normal abt this design (by @mothbeasts)

[silverrowbrush]

It took me forever, but I made a little Robutler to go with my Roxana Mii. He’s a little scuffed but I love him all the same.

[science-bastard]

lab coat worn off the shoulders has got me acting unwise

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

‘unwise’ is a fun way to say lab safety violation 

[soapstore]

being in small fandoms really is like *some of the most creative, visually stunning fanart you've seen* (41 notes)

[ellascreams]

IEYTD 2 Dashboard Simulator

Part 1

💚jj-fangirl Follow

People act like JJ is soooo creepy just because of the mask technique. I can’t blame you if you find it a bit uncanny, but that’s not HIS fault! Wearing a mask and being weird doesn’t make him evil yk

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🎭comedictragedy Follow

I went to see the mask of red death expecting a fun time seeing John Juniper perform but everything got lit on fire and now apparently a prime minister is missing. How is everyone else’s day going?

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🔥arson-and-alcohol

I am never flying on a private jet again

🍀averagelylucky Follow

Op weren’t you dead?

🔥arson-and-alcohol

It’s a long story

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🔥arson-and-alcohol

Oh cool I have a name now

💥crashed Follow

Did

💥crashed Follow

Did you not have a name before?

🐜bugsindirt Follow

OP? Are you going to answer the question OP?

🔥arson-and-alcohol

No

🚬exploding-explosive Follow

No you didn’t have a name before or no you aren’t going answer the question

🚬exploding-explosive Follow

Op?

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🔴Zoraxis Sponsored

Check out our new Zoraxis Energy Drinks! Now 98% heavy metal free!

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❓localskeptic Follow

“Peace Summit” is such a suspicious name this is gonna end up being a front for something evil isn’t it

❓localskeptic Follow

CALLED IT

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👟shoes-and-knives Follow

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💚jj-fangirl Follow

Never love anything

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🧥superspyfan Follow

IS AN ACTUAL SUPER SPY ON LIVE TV RN WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING TODAY

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🥪toasty-sandwich Follow

So the world didn’t end or get taken over by a dictatorship. Hooray! That was crazy though.

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😒yallaredumb Follow

Ok but is anyone actually surprised Zoraxis was evil? They sold popsicles with like shocking amounts of lead. Also all corporations are evil.

⭐️fromthespotlight Follow

Oh yeah for sure we all knew I think we just expected them to keep being a bit more subtle about it

👁️eyecanseeyou Follow

Yeah most evil corporations don’t openly threaten to end the world they just slowly poison it y’know?

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🧥superspyfan Follow

I know everyone is still focused on Zoraxis and JJ rn but how is knowing super spies are real going to affect our world? I have the feeling things won’t be quite the same from here on out

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[greenlabcoat]

your lab coat is probably some boring color like white. zero swag. youre nothing