the independence of leon's heart ❣️❣️❣️
I really think germany x italy is stars wesker x rookie leon code. these scenes are things that could've happened if resident evil were a romcom 'bout a stupid rookie cop from a small town who falls for the serious, quiet, smart captain of an elite team at the police station of raccoon city.
leon meets his hero captain wesker of alpha team. he admires wesker so much since his police academy days, he even got a moody cat named whisker.
leon follows wesker around everywhere like a fangirl 'cause his dream was being a cop since kid and wesker is the greatest cop ever.
wesker training with leon
leon daydreams of wesker x leon like a old fashioned soap opera. wesker is the british colonizer and leon is the damsel. you can watch "the independence of leon's heart" at netflix after downton abbey.
wesker takes his work too seriously, don't like bullshit, so beat up leon to wake him up. you know wesker likes to hit people, ask chris, jill, rebecca, claire...
leon wants to be helpful, but he's a bad driver, so wesker has to join him in the cop car. they spend every day, every noon and every night together inside the car, wesker has to listen to saudade on replay and leon's puns. leon gives him more headaches than the crap that chris injected him.
wesker thinks leon's a damn annoying mutt, can't understand how a naive goody two-shoes was the best at the police academy.
but wesker's cold heart starts melting slowly 'cause he who doesn't want to have feelings nor understand emotions, leon's someone who feels deeply with a zillion of emotions.
leon asking wesker out on a date like the cute labrador he is, and wesker thinks he's rather cute..., maybe if he goes out with him, the mutt will leave alone.
wesker gives flowers to leon, that's a top's job, and other things too, xoxo
leon makes pasta and wesker washes the dishes.
leon and chris spend too much time together, they're besties, wesker will never act jealous in front of the enemy aka chris though
so wesker punishes leon when they're alone.
wesker regrets it asap and fills leon with kisses.
plot twist, wesker wakes up, can't think of stupid things, he has a world to rule.