i come with knives, to love you

multi-fandom clusterfuck, hoarder of enemies-to-lovers ships. twenty-something adult. Bruce Wayne is the love of my life. mostly Batman, mixed in with Hannibal, X-Men, Black Sails, possibly Death Note, The Untamed and Loki. I write meta and fic sometimes @distortopia on ao3. Helpful tags to be found here.

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

I have the black box data. All of it.

After sifting through hundreds of photos... I have realized that every time Simon takes a photo in the SM-13, he's pulling up a frame to a stop motion animation.

And it can be played back as video.

So, I took each black box photo and compiled them together. You can now watch Simon's entire journey from the SM-13's camera like found footage.

You can also gain access to Simon's amazing photography portfolio from my master reference project, as well as the video for yourself.

Please, have a watch. It's terrifying. I feel like a C.O.I. lab tech delving into something I really shouldn't, and it's a blast!

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[cleaverqueer]

AMENDED

[cleaverqueer]

happy pride everyone

[hmttbatjokeszine]

Oh, is Bats having trouble sleeping because of… @distort-opia's zine contribution?? Maybe he's been interacting way too much with the multiverse— or not nearly enough.

Preorders open in 7 days!

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The fingers burrowing into Bruce’s skin hurt so badly that he almost misses Joker’s reappearance. The dead are holding him down at his feet, having carried him there like a bed of ants, cackling all the while.

Bruce can’t move. They won’t let him. So he can only gasp when Joker gets on his knees and crawls over his body, straddling him with hands firmly planted on Bruce’s chest. Right over the Bat symbol, right where Bruce’s heart is frantically shooting agony into his veins.

Joker shines like a lantern against the visceral browns and greys of the people he’s killed. Beautiful and lethally colorful, like a carnivorous plant.

“Shhh, steady,” he shushes gently from above, and it’s so utterly wrong it frightens Bruce more than anything else. “Steady, dear.”

[alittlekendoll]

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

[peachyjude]

i love proxy sex as a storytelling device btw. genuinely one of the best things ever. if i can’t have you i’ll try to get the next best thing. it’s almost like i can feel you between us.

[hypochondriac-butters]

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

[leonkennedysprostate]

"i asked chatgpt" ok well i asked the batcomputer and it gave me the quickest route, with no freeways

[cinnamonghost23]

[eysnirn]

[scissorsaint]

nice wound. Could use some salt though

[petals42]

people who comment on fics just to say that they are re-reading and still cried/felt emotions/loved it are the greatest people on earth and should be given a thousand dollars. 

[petals42]

addition: people who comment on fics to say that they are not even in this fandom and didn’t know the characters at all but read it anyway and loved it are also the greatest people on earth and should also be given a thousand dollars.  

[twinkhole-destroyer]

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

[willgrahamscock]

when you show up to the fucked up yearning competition but hannibal lecter baby trapping his patient with an adult and niall kennedy asking to be called daddy while fucking a younger version of himself pretending to be ruben are already there

[willgrahamscock]

#benson shooting three people and taking randy hostage instead of asking him out

[joker-ka]

Batman #163

[victimeyez]

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture

[hmttbatjokeszine]

Our next preview is of a loving embrace by @garfeee! Really conjures a future of picket fences… or maybe those are pikes.

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