[wolfertinger666]

I have no dni if i simply don't vibe with you i zap you with my laser eyes

[spicymochi]

silly seal

[spicymochi]

tiny silly seal

[splauderman]

Mlem

[funeralprocessor]

Is a boat a facility?

No

Yes

Voting ended onMar 16

Resolve a dispute for me

[enigmashpit]

Important context! The boat in question is a mobile research lab! Don't let her fool you

[toskarin]

accidentally got a site's ai assistant bolted down, and I do believe I was personally responsible for it, if only because I found out how to ask it for clothing suggestions in just such a way that it kept trying to find visions of hell in its stock and describing offerings of assorted red and pink scarves as like, insect-mutilated infants

[toskarin]

like I do really think I might be at fault if they ever looked at the logs and saw what happened

[funeralprocessor]

So it turns out I might be cute

[wumbreon]

The Middle

I wrote and illustrated this story as a birthday present for my partner, I hope you enjoy it!

[undasura]

tepid traveler animal

[cosmonautroger]

caterpillar

[onenicebugperday]

This is definitely a sawfly larva rather than a butterfly or moth caterpillar, likely a butternut woollyworm sawfly, Eriocampa juglandis. Sawflies are related to wasps (Hymenoptera) and look a lot like them, but do not sting.

[otiksimr]

Small neopteron

[chimeracauldron]

sometimes you just gotta draw huge ears braless elf

[chimeracauldron]

people really seem to be enjoying huge ears braless elf lately, so I went an found some more sketches of her from 2024 I never posted

[i-give-you-a-fish]

Trick or treat?

You get a Painted Frogfish

Antennarius pictus

[lamignonette]

[rabbiddyke]

don’t kill urself. get violently high and jack off at 11am. eat a really big burger. flirt with hot women online. jack off again at 1pm. take a fat nap. jack off again at 4,5,6pm. watch a movie. the world is your oyster

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[quendergeer]

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

[soupbasechan]

heather enjoying her blonde hair

[photobug77]

Anhinga resting on a branch 🪶

[erumelde]

[younggreenhag]

My mom said don't brake for rabbits and squirrels. I don't let her know I've stopped for much less, like beetles and spiders and lizards. The machine hurtles at all of us and we all brace for impact. We are all so small facing down the barrel of a gun. I brake because I would want the machine to stop for me, even if it won't, even though I know the cogs must always turn.