Well Shit.

Pupper | Prospit | Heart/Light

[cozycakescrochet]

Everyone is tumblr.com/r/crochet (you are redditors now and you have earned it) can suck my dick until it molts. I am so much better than you. I feel alive when you boo. You're all soft on yourselves while cruel to the world. I love saying fuck you. If I'm not allowed to say fuck you then come to my house and make me stop. Also fuck you.

[cozycakescrochet]

The last one was added by mistake. That's from a dead community with one post (haha also fuck you). Here's the context.

Fucking ban me bitch idc. You can't make me undrunk.

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[cozycakescrochet]

What the fuck

[cozycakescrochet]

FLAT TURNAROUND

Row 1) increase your SC in the round by one power

Row 2) FPSC around

Row 3) turn your work and BPSC around

You are now working back over your rounds with the new diameter increased just enough to fit over the previous work. Also, this gives the turnaround a flat face with two 90° angles and gives the hem of your work more tensile strength. This is why I use this on my SC shorty beanies. I'll post a chart for that soon.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[cozycakescrochet]

The FBI doesn't know about the wishing well in my backyard that turns people into chris chan I only used it once I don't want the heat sniffing around

[cozycakescrochet]

None of you charletons appreciate the structural integrity of the thermal stitch. You will all be MK Ultra'd for this.

[hal8999]

roxy flavors

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[ovur]

Haven't seen you in my notes lately.. are you mad at me?

[cozycakescrochet]

Yeah. Haha. Yes.

[medievalthymes]

anyone want to be my devout knight? you have to be kinda weird and pathetic about it

[strawberry-crocodile]

when men call a cis woman bro its not because they consider the term gender neutral, its becauze they are telling her that for the moment she is allowed to inhabit the social role of a man- a person who you can talk to and be friends with rather than a sexual object to be pursued.

[cozycakescrochet]

Ayyo fuck the troops

[doyouremem8erme]

hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter

[manuciruja]

we're at a point where the united states illegally invaded venezuela, kidnapped its president and established their own leader, freely talks about how they want to invade cuba, and now new audio files have been leaked where they openly discuss organizing and funding a mass misinformation campaign to get their candidates in power in mexico and colombia AND NO ONE FUCKING BATS AN EYE I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY

[dostoyevsky-official]

i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness

[alterugdalf]