Green Mario cannot be stopped

19 and trying my best

[enjoypolioinfants]

What's your name?

chungo, and you

[valtsv]

[doritofalls]

[alisonzai]

[every-other-path-leads-to-hell]

What kind of demon do u have to be to neglect feutures of da face but accurately draw hands insted? Like who are you?

[alisonzai]

lol

[sandsvendor100]

Look In The Crib Who It Is Baby Seymour And Your Parents Brought Me Home Doting On Me And Pay Attention Me So Much More Than They Do You Im Your New Little Brother And Im Not Going Away

[sandsvendor100]

A New Baby Arrived To Your Family – Me Baby Seymour Is Your New Little Brother And Your Mama & Papa Already Love Me More

[sandsvendor100]

HELP

[sandsvendor100]

PISONER OF WAR

[sandsvendor100]

u r so cute

I Am Your King And Your God

[gigi-tastic]

and an adorable one at that!

[sandsvendor100]

Call Me Adorable

[possumsociety]

you’re adorable seymour!

[sandsvendor100]

More

[chikadee-deactivated20180625]

You’re so adorable!!

[sandsvendor100]

Give Me More

[ieg]

adorable baby boy of only four

[sandsvendor100]

Pay Me Taxes & Tithes

[chan-gemma]

[saiasus]

[cool-eevee]

This is so sad GLaDOS release deadly neurotoxin

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

at the therapist

me: this week has been so quiet and mysterious….I’ve been an 8 on the hozier scale of brooding and I’ve made love to the banshee

my therapist: for the last time “mysterious” is not a quantifiable mood and I don’t know what the fuck the hozier scale is

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

2 weeks later

my therapist, finally worn down by my nonsense: okay, you know what, tell me the scale

me, unrolling an ancient scroll i’ve been keeping in my rucksack for just this occasion:

1. awake at dawn communing with the owls

2. holding a wake for a fox i found in a forest that had hyacinths growing from its chest

3. titties

4. finding the baba yaga

5. covering myself from head to toe in peony petals and walking into the sea

6. swimming in a peat bog and discovering the toads are all lesbians

7. assembling ikea furniture for my wife

8. titties again, but avant garde 

9. inviting the banshee in for tea

10. crawling into the moss within an old hollow log deep in the forest and eating out persephone 

[ryanphantom]

this clip gives off an extremely strong gay aura

[thespringhasawoken]

this gets gayer every time i watch it

[thewowsignal2026]

[liquidisedfish]

this is very ominous

[anthonyamorim]

It Follows (2015)

[harvestheart]

The Ardennes Draft Horse is considered one of the oldest breeds of draft horse, and is believed to be a direct descendent of the prehistoric Solutre Horse.

Via Historical Pictures

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

Huge Fucck

[lesbirdan]

Absolute Unit

[sirartwork]

reblog for gains

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Catch me riding this bitch to the Wendy’s drive thru at 2 am for a $0.50 frosty

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Lorg

[blairamour]

this isn’t nearly all of them but hey, here they are. I forgot about them while posting my favorite vine compilation tbh.

[grisser]

I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE MORE THAN JUST HEALTHY SNACK ONE

[saintdollyparton]

They get more incomprehensible each time lmao

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Watching this was an ethereal experience

[britneyqueers]

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

[ly0nheart1]

Ancient. Earth. Mother.

[youth-racket]

[dgn11]

[relishboi]

they gave elastigirl the main role in incredibles 2 to make up for the fucked up shit they made her do in the first one