Ellie's brainworm farm

same blog, same girl but now I'm 26 and have a sense of shame

[habbadax]

Loafin’

[happymiffy]

[carpenters3]

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

[catgirlforeskin]

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

[gayvampyr]

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Son boy is old enough to read the son boy allowed sign

[habbadax]

Mystery solvers

[decadent-hag]

if someone asked me “What color is your heart today? Why?” instead of “how are you” I would murder them in cold blood. 

[non-suspiciousname]

Hi welcome to chickfila whate lies do you find yourself believing

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY GRANDMOTHERS INTIALS DMV: FUCK YOU Verdict: DENIED

[tatzelwurming]

treasured and memorialized gramma flora vicki catherine katrina yvonne ophelia valentine

[paxamericana]

[luxlicht]

is that the anarky symbol?

[cyber-face-deactivated20230311]

“anarky”

[luxlicht]

Yeah, Anarky. From Batman: Arkham Origins. Apparently it is also used by real life anarchists as well, but I recognized it from the game.

[veryhappyturtle-deactivated2017]

I’m,,,

[cu-curu-gol-deactivated20181217]

who tf bought arkham origins

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[saxophonechihuahua]

[gothicprep]

human pet guy is also very good on twitter

[x3nshit]

one thing i need to start living by is “become the thing that you want” if i want friends who throw themed parties maybe i should start throwing those parties. if i want someone who writes me love letters maybe i should start writing letters for the people i love. if i want to hang out at museums and pretty cafes maybe i should invite my friends to these places. and maybe even then i won’t find the kind of people i want to be around. but then i would have become the exact person i want to be around. and maybe that’s good enough.

[sandmandaddy69]

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions

[apas-95]

[random-transfem-witch-punk]

His name is David James Cleary

He fired at least 13 shots, including one through the head of a man holding a white flag

[witchblade]

[huffylemon]

[unexplained-events]

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

[m3n4c3v35537]

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

[der-ewige-retard]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

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