Valentin, the False

Came back to see if Tumblr is worth a shit anymore. So far? Sorta.

[cynicalbastard74]

[lakeside-conservative]

Always reblog this when it shows up.

[grendelsmilf]

average malcolm in the middle episode. malcolm wants to impress a cute girl but gets too in his own head and self-sabotages. dewey does something zany and adorable, which no one appreciates. reese kills a blind old lady with hammers. halfway across the country, francis is put in a genuinely terrifying situation (played for laughs). lois has a conniption because someone mixed the spoons with the knives in the cutlery drawer and also poured biohazardous waste into her bed. hal experiences psychosis.

[dreadlifts-deactivated20211119]

[shadyhouse]

welcome to Lord Foog the 2st Thursday

[luxlightly]

It always upsets me so much when I see interpretations/illustrations of the two headed calf poem that show a living calf being torn away from its mother and killed to sell to a museum and framing the poem as being "humanity kills beautiful things for being different".

Two headed cows almost never survive more than a few hours after their birth. The farmer finds the *body* the next day. The calf was destined to die, and that's a tragedy, but for the time it was alive, it had a beautiful and unique experience.

It's not a poem about the cruelty of man. It's a poem about the beauty of life in an indifferent universe. It's about purpose and beauty being able to exist even in an existence doomed to come to an end, as all our lives are. It's not a poem about how a calf dies, but how, even for only a brief moment, it was alive.

And, for that moment, because of that life, however fleeting, the sky had twice as many stars.

[targent]

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

[murray-wrathbard]

They should’ve left his ass in the camp

[anarchpunk]

He actually admitted to sexually assaulting a guy a couple years ago and when confronted about it he just busted up laughing and acted like it was nothing. I know the link is LWC but I couldn't find the original link or episode so it's the best I have.

He's evil. Legitimately fucking evil.

[silenced-uzi]

[uncle-mojave]

[enkyostar]

This looks like a fucking boss weapon from a souls game

[thigh-high-senpai]

Fuck

I'm scared for 2022

[enkyostar]

It is almost 2022..................

[jadesnapart]

A revisit to @thigh-high-senpai 's Genasi character, Aleeha! after a timeskip she's ready to take on the next chapter!!! 🔥🔥

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[enkyostar]

Shoutout to archers that use magic

Gotta be one of my favorite genders fr

[frawgs]

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

[jeremiahinnocence-deactivated20]

[teathattast]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[sandersstudies]

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

[coldgoldlazarus]

[flowers-but-gay]

water wunks

[bunniope]

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

[bigasspants]

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

[bigasspants]

deer: “who knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolves”

man, gods favorite creature: “tonight i will indulge in overwatch pornography”