Women have stolen my heart

Hi I'm Dan! Some content is 18+ so if you're a minor I will block you. (28|She/They)

[cirquecarte]

shugo chara for inktober #16! 💖 hop step jump!!

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[garmmy]

i owe you all. i love you all. i'll never forget...i'll always remember you, my friends.

[yotation]

HOSHIDO!

This took me too long. I’M FREED FROM THIS TURMOIL

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[crabmail-remade]

[mahgck]

me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female

[digital-magus]

[daco-showman]

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[artikulator]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[shock]

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[mcschnuggles]

[baynton]

[vasira96]

thimble sized tea

[goldcanillust]

[squashbananak]