Enomas Thron

Damnit, l have another idea. Also, I have new pronouns. I have she, he, they, himbo, amoeba, organism, mini tank, writer, and the creature that keeps pouring the milk before the cereal.

[enomas-thron]

*announcer voice kicks on* He's a 6'9" Earth Genasi in heels who has six sisters and a mysterious backstory. He's a charismatic bard and a barbarian with a reinforced guitar. Please give it up for Mr. Safire Quarry!

[ferenhights]

She won the kids in the divorce

[avyc02]

Mira and Zoey meeting Jinu’s tiger for the first time~ 🥰

[krossan]

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

idk that was kinda messed up lmao rip saja bois

(also sorry if this has already been done i haven't checked the tags)

[pinkteest]

I really love their "doomed demon couple" moment

[c0smickam]

Based on a twt template by featherleafern

[nartothelar]

I love how you draw Joltiks. You are absolutely correct.

electric cotton ball

[yg-arts]

[tenyai]

(Part 1? lol)This got more ridiculous than I intended but here we are, a little rujinu aquarium date shenanigan inspired by @galaxyspeaking ‘s great aquarium date concept! I have a part 2 sketched out that’s more romantic and sappy but we’ll see if and when I get to it 🐠

[atreidespacito]

[geardrops]

ok but alaska and san diego

are technically in the same country

[arrowheadedbitch]

Ok but Alaska is also bigger than most countries

[mergers-and-executions]

[thespacesay]

ID: a tweet edited to be by Bateman @ MurdersAndExecutions. I'm not "freaking out". Can't you see how unnaturally still and silent I am? Could someone who was "freaking out" be this rigid? This uncomfortably quiet? Yeah, didn't think so. / end ID

[kawareo]

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

[kawareo]

He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.

[kawareo]

I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor if he tried.

He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following

"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"

Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"

[kira-serialfaggot]

[teaboot]

[enomas-thron]

This is a human type I did not know existed.

[tomb-of-madeline]

A comic about a vampire and a friend

[burdenofgravity]

Um? I love this.

[meteoraolive]

Aika sketch ⭐

[blueskittlesart]

young love, old wounds

[wizardarchetypes]

very strange phenomenon now that many people have learned online not to pet service dogs is that they walk by little bird and me, wave their hands at little bird, and say in a baby voice "oooohh you're so cute! you're so cute! i'm not going to pet you because i know you're working! ooohhhh puppy puppy puppy, i want to pet you but i'm not allowed~" and i have to tell them what they're doing is literally as distracting as petting her. this happens almost every single time i'm out with her.

[tuulikki]

I’m really grateful you made this post because I don’t think I’d considered how this would be just as distracting. I don’t think I’ve done this, but I wouldn’t have known it was important not to do.

Reblogging for everybody else who maybe never thought this through fully