i breed head lice

i eat fish straight out of the water nom nom slurp

[cup-of-milktea]

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[sleeping-jo]

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[coughloop]

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

[bioethicists]

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

[thecolorofthegame]

[guiltfactory]

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[targetedknowledge]

[uffys-deactivated20241210]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

my penis got a parking ticket the other day.

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

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[theabq]

i have a photophobic memory. i get sunburn when i remember things

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[targetedknowledge]