the new routine

noah, 26, taliban regional manager, costcopizzablog biggest fan, plan of care ongoing

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[retroactivebakeries]

*lays a concept egg inside your mind*

[badassdemonsword]

Wow, you live in a flyover state AND you like Homestuck?

[lumsel]

it's very funny that you can have penis in your g-rated game but only if its a culturally significant penis. another penis would bump the rating up but this one is special. it doesnt count.

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[akashicrecord]

me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away

[akashicrecord]

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

[xrd]

possibly my favourite tiktok ive ever seen

[theabq]

i have a photophobic memory. i get sunburn when i remember things

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I have a rare form of synesthesia in which I can hear sounds and see colors and taste flavors and sometimes I can even feel textures

[place-an-ice-cube-on-a-burger]

Place an Ice Cube on a Burger When Grilling

[le-pokerus]

Growth of Berry Plants

(Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald)

[awkostyles]

[slack-wise]

Danny Trejo in Breaking Bad.

[cyber-christ]

omg why would they do that to him

[pharma-tard]

Aphobia :/

[i-always-music]

Do You Like Guitar ?

[johnnycrass]

its so sad that theres dogs living in england. what if some british food hits the floor and the dog eats it that's so sad

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[nociceptrix]

How goated it is to be anything at all