The Entire Population of Canada

a confused egg IG: kartymerrock

[ruinedchildhood]

[beachdeath]

genuinely moved by this clip of pingu being comforted during a panic attack

[valtsv]

taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy

[valtsv]

“hoes mad” - average, basic, possibly funny in the right context and if it appeals to your personal sense of humor

“wenches vexed” - instant kill shot

[valtsv]

this post RUINED my sense of humor ever since i first saw it nothing else has even come CLOSE to making me laugh as hard and probably never will

[dankmemeuniversity]

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[despazito]

the othe genre of 2008-2010s Dark Millenial music:

lady antebellum

shinedown

daughtry

the fray

kings of leon

theory of a deadman

skillet

rob thomas

the script

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[worldeaterouroboros]

Why does schroedinger have so many things

[kairibloodheart]

Schrodinger’s hording problem

[ceezor]

[justsomeantifas]

To be frank, I truly believe corporations should pay for their employees public transportation if that’s an option in the area. 

If it is not an option I believe corporations should be forced to pay the gas bill for their workers commute.

[justsomeantifas]

I’ll even go a step further and say workers should be paid for their commute to work, as well as their commute home, as if they were on the clock.

[canyou-feel-my-heart]

Where are you from?? I’m from Holland, where every worker gets a compensation for their travel time based on the kilometres they live from their place of work. I thought this was a relatively common thing?

[wymanthewalrus]

*laughs in wage theft*

[girlfig]

It would be so nice to be in an apartment right now with really big open windows and lots of bright light pouring in and and long curtains and the smell of rain floating through it

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

The Millennial generation is so broke we’re romanticizing decent housing.

[patheticaesthetics]

Im so sad

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[teathattast]

true talent

[laughconfetti]

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[natey-night]

[weloveshortvideos]

british summer is here.

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

[psshaw]

ASMR. Rain AND instant cosmic punishment.

[twerklina]

[catlips001]

That looks like a…asdffghj

[catlips001]

A asdfgghjjkk. Hehe hoho

[catlips001]

Dunkin doughnuts? More like dunkin butthole assdffghhhgdaasdffgghjhfsadfhjhdasdghasdggassassdfghgaadfhhsaadghjjassdffghhhgdaasdffgghjhfsadfhjhdasdghasdggassassdfghgaadfhhsaadghjjassdffghhhgdaasdffgghjhfsadfhjhdasdghasdggassassdfghgaadfhhsaadghjj

[ladysaytenn]

Visit Original Link

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[selinakylebat]

The last Starks: then and now.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Fuck the chimp that threw the raccoon

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

Receipts?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I fucking hate this dude

[schrodingers-anarchist]

Yeah, fuck ‘em.

[free-range-tiddies]

That raccoon had it coming.

[schrodingers-anarchist]

What’d he do?

[free-range-tiddies]

Have you ever met a raccoon? They’re assholes.