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Alyssa she/her bi 22

[bellas-lemonade-cap]

They were cowards for not making Edward a redhead in the Twilight movies, and you may quote me on that.

[robertphilip]

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) dir. David Slade

[alinasgenyas-deactivated2021060]

[ejacutastic]

thanks edward

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

stephenie meyer: *talks about the concept of imprinting*

me:

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

A pandemic? Nice Edward Cullen reference

[phantom-evil]

[veggievamps]

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Love how the Volturi's whole thing is collecting vampires with powers but Carlisle doesn't have any powers and they let him stay with them for like a century....like he was in the throne room portraits with them....they really just kept him around to be eye candy, huh? I bet they were fantastic sugar daddies and that's how Carlisle kickstarted his massive fortune....good for him

[legends-canon]

[thebootydiaries]

gets me every time ;(

[bellasredchevy]

is emmets bag of eggs supposed to represent the snowball he threw at alice????? please im watching twilight tiktoks and i just had this thought i need answers

there is a bts picture of kellan lutz carrying around a bag of eggs with little to no context except “cathy hardwicke thought it would be in character of emmett to carry around a bag of eggs” it’s an incredibly cursed image you’re welcome

[twilightofficial]

Emmett really heard Gaston sing the line "now every morning I eat 5 dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a baaaarge" and went "that's the perfect cover story"

[jacobblacksteeth]

[witchinghour]

It’s a big life lesson I learned: never try and do anything nice for anyone.

[finitetwilight]

you ever think about how shitty 2021 is and wish it was 2005 and you were in a meadow with a vampire admitting that he loved you more than he wanted to kill you

[rosedenali]

I don't know where else to share this, but around 2010, tired of the 'team edward' v 'team jacob' nonsense, I went online, designed and ordered a 'Team Rosalie' shirt that said 'every rose has its thorns' and 'since 1915'. been a Rose stan since 2007. I wore that shit to SCHOOL. Paved the way for you wonderful rose dykes. There used to be a lot less of you.

[demidorkon]

I get your pain. I rocked these guys to school at least once a week.

[spearxwind]

in twilight, its very heavily implied that the length of the wolves’ fur is determined by the lenght/haircut that their human form has, so all the wolves chop off their hair when they turn to avoid looking like mops i guess

here’s a thought then: what if they intentionally get an uneven haircut? would their fur be uneven? what if they shave off a side of their hair. how would that translate to the wolf body, if we take into account that the scalp = the whole body. Would one of their legs just randomly be shaved? would it just be a random hairless patch instead? what if they had dreads. what if they had cornrows. stephanie if youre out there,

[smokbeast-deactivated20221113]

OK so i literally threw myself out of bed to do this after seeing this

So you’re telling me,

 if they get half a shave

they get half-

Half ass?