Stan Jacob Black's Teeth for Clear Skin

Twilight Saga memes own my soul. Don't expect quality from my content but rather quantity.

[rosaalee]

edward when bella wanted to sleep together BEFORE MARRIAGE

[billybobhader]

Can we have a Twilight au where some random guy is constantly trying to expose the Cullens but in a very comedic and Mr. Crocker-esque way?

[empathetic-cowboy]

Rewatching twilight and I just noticed beside the graduation caps they have A DISPLAY OF RUINED BASEBALL BATS. 

[bellas-motorcycle]

I've been watching a lot of Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse and Ken has big edward energy. Case in point this screenshot perfectly encapsulates Midnight Sun.

[the104yearoldvirgin]

Emmett after the Cullen Family Meeting in Midnight Sun:

[rose-lily-hale]

She likes to hang out with uncle Emmett.

[oldereverystinkingday]

Twilight + Even more Ao3 Tags

[yeehaw-vampire]

How others approach Edward’s mindreading gift: an alignment chart

[blackwatershipper]

Chuckesmee. Legit part of the Forever Twilight in Forks Collection….

Demon baby say WHAT!?

[emokingeddie]

rosalie hale in twilight:

[lapushbabey]

Miss rose hit me like a baseball and kill me

[trashycullen]

god edward just say siobhan had big tits and a juicy ass. i hate it here.

[psychcalice]

Oh... my god

[cullen-trash]

Nikki Reed making any acting choice for the twilight movies:

[denalis]

impossible.

[divinespairings]

Characters that Deserved Better: Leah Clearwater

↳ Wolf and Woman (Nikita Gill)

[twihomo]

jacob: “imprints” on bella’s newborn child

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