[vampireacademia]

[susandsnell]

RIP to the Théâtre des Vampires, you would have legitimately put on the greatest production of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats ever put to the stage.

[susandsnell]

You could literally send your mortal victims to the Heaviside Layer.

[susandsnell]

[marzipanandminutiae]

my top funny colonial/early American names, in no particular order

Unite Cox (male, 1752-1816, Malden, Massachusetts)

Pleasant Cock (male, dates unclear; mentioned in a diary from 1777 of the writer's travels through Virginia)

Submit Cox (female, 1702-c. 1735, Dorchester, Massachusetts. later married and became Submit Maudsley)

Preserved Fish (male, 1766-1846, New York)

Increase Mather (male, 1639-1723, Boston, Massachusetts)

[gotmehookedonthekpop]

Not the right time frame, but my favorite name captures the spirit of this list:

Experiance A. Quakenbush (1825-1908, Manalapan, New Jersey)

Bonus photos of the cool cemetery/church yard:

[atmodeforce]

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

[atmodeforce]

[xxsunnyphoenixx]

ARMAND FANS WAKE UPPPPPPP

[oneheadtoanother]

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[puppygirllaika]

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

[spankerella]

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[wellillbedamned]

Caption this

[peoplegettingreallymadatfurries]

Me realizing the issue happening at work is not really my problem to mess with anyway

[depsidase]

[disgustinggf]

thoughts on women?

yeah always

[gayhoediaz]

“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

[some-stars]

this shit from the comments is unironically so fucking sad to me. this is where we’re at now? “aren’t books supposed to have morals?” genuinely let’s all just pack it in and go home, we tried the whole “experiencing life and art at a greater complexity level than an eight year old can handle” thing and it didn’t work out, somebody break the news to oscar wilde, we’re done here. “books are meant to teach you something.” christ.

[napalm-waistcoat]

[bioloyg]

@astromachinations I actually need this on the post

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-)

[vampireacademia]

can someone please explain to me why I, a lesbian, am so fucking obsessed with these two

[anxeious]

[alltoowille]

Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute