Daily Struggles of an ENTP @entp-dying - Tumblr Blog

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90% of conversations with me

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me: who is that

me: what are you talking about

me: I don't know what that is

me: wait what

8th-note-boulevard

Love y'all

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me 2 the outside world: yeah i don't really care for personality quizzes

me in the corner of my room @ 2am while eating spinach out of a plastic bag: as a chaotic good, sanguine, gemini, enfp who was born in the year of the horse, what should I have for breakfast tomorrow and also who is my soul mate

rb if you’re an entp with add/adhd it’s for research

#it seems like a LOT of us do????#entp #mbti #myers briggs #myers-briggs #myers briggs type indicator #mine #pls do it

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tag urself i’m functional cryptid

#disaster cryptid #yeah #alignment

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MBTI as Things I Heard In Choir (and a sprinkle of other classes):

Infp: “[the place where we live] does not serve to my artistic tendencies.”

Infj: “Strange flaunt but alas.”

Intp: “oof big tea energy.”

Intj: “Plot twist: after the Great Depression, Canada’s still depressed.”

Isfp: “I’m not empathetic, I’m just pathetic.”

Isfj: “Oh heckins me neckins.” (Said this after turning her head too fast)

Istp: “Obscure swank but alrighty-roo kangaroo.”

Istj: “Crime-wise, nudity is the same as murder.” (And then people started yelling at them)

Enfp: “Screw democracy, lets just straight-up murder people.”

Enfj: “When I buy my pizzas, I like them to be as cheesy as my jokes.” (to which someone responded “so you don’t like cheese?”)

Entp: “If you’re gonna have depression, make it a good one.”

Entj: “Kill me and rip out my vocal chords so I don’t have to be in the choir in hell.”

Esfp: *chewing gum loudly* “I have a depression, but since I’m an angsty teenager, I won’t tell anyone.”

Esfj: “Do you wanna breathe?” (Said this very threateningly given the circumstances)

Estp: “Black liquorice tastes like licking a ripe anus.”

Estj: “I wanna sing this song at my funeral.”

#entp #big mood #all types

How many asks can I insert?

all,,,

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That scuba guy gonna die

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today’s tea

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has this been done yet

#shameless #not mbti

Ever think you’re not ENTP?

well, being this argumentative, persistent and bold and having this difficult of a time with subjectivity? not really, no. sometimes I take the test again when I’m bored to see if it shifted but not really. maybe someday I’ll shift. do you?

thanks for participating (again)! love u

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What are the best and worst parts about being ENTP?

(((I wrote out my WHOLE RESPONSE and this dumb app deleted it but I typed it out again because the people must know)))

best parts:

- being The Extroverted Friend. Designated conversationalist, decision maker, leader, whatever (in less assertive friend groups like mine at least). I’ve always got some discussion topic off the top of my head, and nothing’s more reassuring than being in control of a project to do things just how you want them done (and delegating...). Leading isn’t easy, but it can be fun and rewarding.

- charisma points!! love it. the ability to work a room, confidence in quirks and all. charismatic and alluring are fun, fun things to be as a gal like me. makes people like you, join your groups, give you things. used right, it’s my favorite tool in the ol’ arsenal.

worst parts:

- don’t know if this is all ENTPs but while I’m confident in my own inner workings and quirks, sometimes i have a hard time figuring out what makes other people tick. my emotions are so muted under constant attempts at objectivity and I don’t know how normal people emotions work a lot of the time.

- so that charismatic alluring personality bit? all fun and games till people start professing their love. how do you say that’s not good. yes this is pompous. yes im having problems. help

thanks for participating in sleepover saturday!! I love asks so much,,,, you’re excellent and I hope you have a lovely evening!!

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