Mbti As Stuff I Hear In Public

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MBTI as things I’ve heard in my IB classes

INFP: AD-HD because everything is in HD

INFJ: (laughing) You know when you’re dead inside but you can’t stop laughing

INTP: I was high when I wrote this………..no I wasn’t i have asthma

INTJ: Can you like fix your face real quick

ISFP: You know what don’t lie? These hips

ISFJ: Ugh yeahhhh………….twitter

ISTP: I have this switch that i flip and it goes: the world doesnt exist anymore

ISTJ: Shark Tank is booked for the next five years so there go my grad plan

ENFP: 2020 gf when? Ha i wish i was dead

ENFJ: Dropping out of school to join the army is the male equivalent of dropping out to become a stripper

ENTP: Ok liberal but how many cats do i have? None. How many cats do you have? Six.

ENTJ:I don’t like that therefore it doesn’t exist

ESFP: I’m just a skater hater, am I right boys 

ESFJ: I would say that to connor mczaddy

ESTP:*wears a bright pink bowl on her head* “MY HAT”

ESTJ: I experience the sweet catharsis of death through my sims

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What are some of the frustrations that sensors and intuitives might face while communicating with each other despite their best efforts to connect? I'm an intuitive and my friend is a dominant sensor. She finds me impractical, speculative & absent-minded, while I find that she's bogged down with empty details that can be mentally unstimulating to keep up with after awhile even though I try my best to follow what she's saying because I really care about her

in my experience, these interactions happen between intuitives and sensors often. my best friend is a sensor and i’m an intuitive, and we have this fight a lot lol

what we do is when we have a disagreement, we talk to each other about how we feel and how what the other person hurt us or made us feel. you need to get that mutual bonding and acceptance before anything else.

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MBTI as quotes from my AP classes

(Sorry I’ve been so inactive y’all)

Infp: Yelled “i love you no homo” in the middle of singing happy birthday to his friend.

Infj: “Birds live in the KFC bucket.”

Intp: “We’ll take a beaver break in a few minutes.” *we didnt even get to look at beavers*

Intj: (“what kind of teacher was she?”) “The one that teaches? Idiot.”

Isfp: “Is ‘zed’ Canadian or American?”

Isfj: Walks into class somehow doing the cadillac ranch.

Istp: “The bible does not say that I cannot eat a chair.”

Istj: *talking about the 20th century* “Not the snack size, the regular size.”

Enfp: Spends 30 minutes talking about the old lady that swallowed a fly.

Enfj: “What about the emo wars?” *meant the emu wars*

Entp: (“Tell me about the talking teapots”) “They talk.”

Entj: “Yeah she took a knife into Best Buy.”

Esfp: “Lets write bitch on a piece of paper and pass it around.”

Esfj: “We goin cat hunting boys. Australia’s open.”

Estp: “Can you tell us what type of asian you are?”

Estj: “What do you do with /your/ demons?” also “What would you name your demon?” (to which the teacher responded “funny you should ask”)

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MBTI as Notes in my Phone. (Exposing time)

Infp: A short story I wrote for a contest but never handed in

Infj: Literally just the name of a song I heard on the radio. No artist. Just the song’s name.

Intp: A buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of parent I am. (I’m a helicopter parent if you were wondering)

Intj: A recipe that doesn’t have a name so I have no clue what it is.

Isfp: A sugar cookie recipe that I wrote myself. (I’m very proud of it)

Isfj: Movies to watch. Only has one movie on it: Plan 9 From Outer Space. A horrible movie.

Istp: A table of 100 character quirks that I stayed up until 4 am writing.

Istj: An uno reverse card made entirely out of periods and Braille.

Enfp: Instagram caption ideas that include “too blessed to be sister stressed” and “I 🐝🍃 in you”

Enfj: A thing I like to call “Moonman” that looks like this:

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕

🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓

🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓

🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑🌑🌔

🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕

🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕

🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕

🌕🌕🌘🌔🌘🌑🌕🌕

🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌔🌕🌕

🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

Entp: Titled NATURAL METHODS TO GROW NAILS. I have yet to try them.

Entj: Ships and songs I associate them with. E.g. Destiel is Go Girl by Pitbull. Don’t ask why.

Esfp: MBTI hashtags so I don’t have to type them out each time.

Esfj: My Christmas wishlist that may or may not include $500

Estp: A blank note that has a picture of Shrek’s face photoshopped onto Nick Cage’s body.

Estj: Books to buy. It has 73 books on it.

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MBTI as Things I Heard In Choir (and a sprinkle of other classes):

Infp: “[the place where we live] does not serve to my artistic tendencies.”

Infj: “Strange flaunt but alas.”

Intp: “oof big tea energy.”

Intj: “Plot twist: after the Great Depression, Canada’s still depressed.”

Isfp: “I’m not empathetic, I’m just pathetic.”

Isfj: “Oh heckins me neckins.” (Said this after turning her head too fast)

Istp: “Obscure swank but alrighty-roo kangaroo.”

Istj: “Crime-wise, nudity is the same as murder.” (And then people started yelling at them)

Enfp: “Screw democracy, lets just straight-up murder people.”

Enfj: “When I buy my pizzas, I like them to be as cheesy as my jokes.” (to which someone responded “so you don’t like cheese?”)

Entp: “If you’re gonna have depression, make it a good one.”

Entj: “Kill me and rip out my vocal chords so I don’t have to be in the choir in hell.”

Esfp: *chewing gum loudly* “I have a depression, but since I’m an angsty teenager, I won’t tell anyone.”

Esfj: “Do you wanna breathe?” (Said this very threateningly given the circumstances)

Estp: “Black liquorice tastes like licking a ripe anus.”

Estj: “I wanna sing this song at my funeral.”

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MBTI as things my choir teacher said once

Infp: Cuz pink is lighter than my skin tone. I’ll look like freaking Nikki from Barbie.

Infj: I don’t really care, I stopped depending on people a long time ago.

Intj: I don’t have time to make false accusations.

Intp: I’m rolling but my abs hurt so something is happening.

Isfp: Only a psychopath would take Vanilla ice cream over chocolate.

Isfj: Look, I’m pretty dumb, but not that dumb.

Istp: I’m trying to maintain a 4.0 and if stupid people get in the way, I will cut them

Istj: Unpopular opinion here, but I think every single scientist out there is, like, trash at math.

Enfp: This makes me so mad. I love it.

Enfj: If I’m gonna consume calories and spend money it’s gonna be on a pizza.

Entp: You should just suffer.

Entj: The bowling alley is secretly poisoning us.

Esfp: How many gigabytes can your brain hold? Cause I think I’m running out of storage.

Esfj: I’m not asking you to love it, I’m not asking you to marry it, I’m just asking you to try it.

Estp: I don’t like pooping. I mean you feel a lot better after, but I still don’t like it.

Estj: I prefer absolute silence because your heart copies the beat.

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MBTI as texts between me and my friends

Infp: “Yes the great artists that shaped our world. Shakespeare, Picasso, and the Bee Movie.”

Infj: *quotes exactly 57 vines*

Intp: “If you step on a person’s foot, they open their mouth like trash cans.”

Intj: “I hate poetry. Frickin pray for me.”

Isfp: “Kale is unsafe to happily consume.”

Isfj: “Truuue, but you may find a good CHRISTIAN SURFER BOI.”

Istp: “wow this is taking an uncomfortably long amount of time to think of an excuse.”

Istj: *sends 15 bee movie memes* “When life gives you lemons.”

Enfp: “Roses are red, I hate my kin, Harry Potter is a Slytherin.”

Enfj: “I think I’d make a good cult leader.”

Entp: “someone come to Cards Café with me. I’m bored.”

Entj: “If you were born in August, your dad failed no nut November.”

Esfp: “can we just take a moment to appreciate how bad Seattle smells.”

Esfj: “(my name) we will not let you embarrass yourself on vine 2.”

Estp: “I’m gonna sell my soul to a frickin demon so I can get a man.”

Estj: “we love a sadistic sister.”

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Mbti types as stuff I’ve heard in science

Infp: “This is my drawing. I named it Fergus and he likes ballroom dancing.” (Holds up a picture of a cactus)

Infj: “Oh hey did I tell you about the time I cut my forehead on a plastic fork?”

Intp: “I wanna get a spinny chair and a small fluffy cat so I can put it on my lap and spin around while laughing evilly.”

Intj: “it’s not that you didn’t get the right answer, you just suck.” (This was the teacher)

Isfp: “I was super confident and then you came in with your stupid self confidence and now I’m sad.”

Isfj: (holds up a spork) “Look at my foon!”

Istp: “If I smack Suzie on the head she gets stupid. I mean a concussion.”

Istj: “Your calculator isn’t working because you’re stupid.”

Enfp: “Dude, your grandma’s a Fox.”

Enfj: “Nobody touch me I’m busy plotting.”

Entp: “0+100 is 0, right?”

Entj: “I don’t need school to build an empire.”

Esfp: “I’m not the smartest people in the world but I sure can make a mean margarita.”

Esfj: “If I drop a piece of paper and a bowling ball at the same time, I’ll get a paper cut.”

Estp: (someone says something isn’t hard)(yells from across the room) “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!”

Estj: “I will rip off your kneecaps and shove them up your nose if you touch my pizza again.”