Catastrophe who unfortunately owns a pen

Writer | They/Them | Mostly fanfiction uwu | would die for Sal Fisher | TeaPunkin707 on Ao3| Also known as ACP707

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[callunacthulhu]

I can’t get over how well this fits

[gum088]

Kris meets... Frisk and Chara???

[crispinkiss]

go my battle throuple sleepover ⭐

[eros-heartache]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

the way that this is like, comprehensible at all? wild

[daemoninwhiteround2]

writing omegaverse CPR because apparently that's how my brain expresses itself these days

[eggsac]

I didn't realize this referred to a ship and was super confused at why omegaverse cardiopulmonary resuscitation would different from non-omegaverse, like oh no what does the knot do now

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[meraarts]

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

[hyumjim]

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

[the-alpine-glow]

Mobile Task Force ‘:3’

[valtsv]

i'll never not be drawn to the existential horror of angels as beings without free will, incapable of doubt or refusal, and how attempting to "free" them from that state which seems so unfairly cruel from our perspective necessarily requires destroying them on a fundamental level and condemning them to an eternity of suffering. how a halo is a perfect closed loop which interrupting would render no longer a halo but something else, irregular and jagged.

[valtsv]

an angel is a beautiful terrifying horse that will break all of its legs attempting to comprehend nuance

[pointnclickadventuregame]

this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

[aro-throughyourchest]

lowkey she might be the only thing keeping these guys like. powered.

[thememedaddy]

[vague-humanoid]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[maybeophe]

In relation to recent news.

[fogmoo]

[crispinkiss]

they 1000% live in an ingredient household

[orphiclovers-deactivated2026032]

If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

[lelif]

on being yourself

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