🪴 —And honestly? That's growth. 🌱

Any pronouns.

[maybeophe]

haha no white they don't start ghosting all of your friends & withdrawing socially, you're so sexy

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[thevagueambition]

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

[kittydesade]

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

[digitaldiscipline]

[noelle-ism]

sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat

[noelle-ism]

Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that

[lesbianbreadwhore]

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

[etiennelux]

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[t-valentines]

reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[jabberwockypie]

Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons

[unclefather]

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

[dangerousturkey]

since the what

[unclefather]

come here and sit down right now

[dangerousturkey]

Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me

[maybeophe]

11 fouls in the first 25 minutes of the game.

[maybeophe]

Oh we're fucked.

[strawberry-crocodile]

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

[strawberry-crocodile]

sir do you understand that you are being criticized right now

[tinkerbitch69]

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

[ghostly-harmless]

[strawberry-crocodile]

@yogsothoththekeyandthegate LITERALLYYY

[captain-price-returns]

they had 19 year old /pol/ users going through all federal spending and deleting anything where the words were too big to understand

[learntmyspots]

Cooking your produce is a way to protect yourself from cyclospora fyi

[agirlwithachakram]

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

[manytinysoaps]

jobs for people who. don’t know how to do anything. computer are you listening to me

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[maybeophe]

I open YouTube to Markiplier streaming FNaF 2 with 112k people watching #It's2014Again

[maybeophe]

Watching Mark lose his mind in real time over his struggles with night 6 is an experience.