hi im livi!

[apatheticfluorescence]

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[bunniope]

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

[cheaphalloweencostume]

real

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[deanwinchesterapologist]

nothing wrong with me

[alnitaks]

makeup by mariona botella

[greelin]

elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[rockabillywife]

The hypnotic powers of the Caesar salad

[che3tos]

[redstonedust]

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

[weirwoodsugar]

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

[weirwoodsugar]

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

[cherubg1rl]

[bplr]