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Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email

cow tipping is such a top tier common misconception. "yeah there's this fun activity people do sometimes and in order for it to sound possible you need to not have enough experience with cows to have ever seen one sleeping before. but uh yeah I know a guy whose cousin does it." and somehow this became a thing everyone knows about

hbmmaster

it's sort of like. imagine if people said "out in the country people break into farms to steal chickens to use them as flashlights. you know, because chickens glow in the dark" and for some reason most people didn't question any aspect of this concept

3000s

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

3000s

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

fishpondfish

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

succumbing-song

neckfat

wikipediahmms

txttletale

cocktail recipe

podplease

A score of milk for one part rye

Named for america's most famous guy

Now add some aid both kool and lemon

Pour in moxie nice and even

Share it with your closest friends

Theres so much it never ends

White washington its much too bland

Takes all the milk you have on hand

daveedmee

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

dogpuppy

indigosfindings

was scrolling through my notes app and found what seems to be a hypothetical list of 17th century warioware characters? i truly have no memory of writing this