Why am I not a Hedgehog? @envyisignorance - Tumblr Blog

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

macklesufficient

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch

bossymarmalade

Sometimes you see a picture of Oscar Isaac looking like the world’s most perfect husband and you’re like “wow hot” and then you see the FULL picture complete with Elvira’s behind the scenes info

and you realize your opinion has not changed

stargazerofgoldenwords

!!!!!!!

casliyn

In case you were unaware of what white privilege looks like, this is what the security looked like for Black Lives Matter protests this past summer.

onlinecounsellingcollege

“You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your anxiety is lying to you.”

— @nakedwithanxiety

phonegreeks

raviposting

SNL saw people saying we shouldn’t joke about Trump right now and said, “Noted. Here’s 10 different Trump COVID jokes,” and I truly love that for them.

lesbian-sailor

everything that’s happened in the past 12 hours has been one big “what? hell yeah! what?”

meyhew

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise

rockhardgeologist

A prodigy

sindri42

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.