connorr 🦦

he/him — jayvik and vanco luvrr... — hyprfix: bnha, arcane — chronically online!! https://envykaz.carrd.co

[jansendraws]

Семейные фото ехех✨

[lastoneout]

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

[hunklet]

people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

[lagomorpheme]

penis! in the disk drive

[foone]

DO NOT

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

I Fuck Drives Not Tragedies

I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of pinching my goddamn dong?"

[is-the-ocean-scary]

@envykaz I deeply apologize for this

[popsicleofdeath]

I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.

There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[egberts]

[veil-of-lament]

everything comes to an end

[envykaz]

sorry guys (2.0) im refixated on jschlatt + connoreatspants / schlonnor AGHHH and i WILL be very annoying abt it.

making a spotify playlist as we speak.....

[envykaz]

me when im obsessed with a game with fictional men.... fictional men save me....

why do i like the ones w green hair and pronounce

[but-thats-idiocy]

Summary of Good Omens.

[charlybird]

decided to annoy everyone with some Micah fanart lol I'll leave Reblogs on for this one I think

[neurotiddies]

RB IF YOU AGREE

[stiksandthrones]

[mizgnomer]

Parallel photos: The Tennants and the Shebergs

[pend4ri]

Them

💙

[envykaz]

tumblr, georgia,, georgia, tumblr!

this is my sisters 6 month old great pyraneese pupper and she's a big sweetheart <33 she's so big and will only get bigger!!!! but she's tiny to me. little baby. <3

for reference this was her like. 5 months ago. baby!!!!

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[is-the-ocean-scary]

@envykaz

[envykaz]

HELP ME HSAGAGHAHAHAJ

[barnes-and-noble-official]

engagement on my blog went down.......

guess i better get funny quick :D

....................................balls