mein gott...csm!!

it's a fucking deebra!!!

[urhajos]

Ceramics ist Krieg, Helena Hauss

[methyltheobromine-addict-deacti]

[magical-girl]

this is me

[deep-blue-supernova-blog]

anime can be saved now

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[dxisybuchanan]

engagement rings: HACKED

[styna]

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

[phruxx]

thanks edith

[kageyenora]

This was gonna happen eventually.

[the-phanchan]

family trip

[hunter-rodrigez]

In the west:

meanwhile in Japan:

[pedanticprince]

Meanwhile, in the west, under their own fucking noses:

The problem is not that there’s no more good 2d animation, it’s that no one pays them any mind because they’re 2d. Animation in general is often overlooked and categorized as children’s tv.

[hunter-rodrigez]

In the west:

meanwhile in Japan:

[pedanticprince]

Meanwhile, in the west, under their own fucking noses:

The problem is not that there’s no more good 2d animation, it’s that no one pays them any mind because they’re 2d. Animation in general is often overlooked and categorized as children’s tv.

[arirna]

[sleepingpowler-deactivated20191]

3 constants in life: death, taxes and Hetalia

[call-me-ala]

*He Cheng with glass of whiskey suddenly going in*

*see that*

*quietly going backwards out of the room*

*closing carefully door*

*standing one minute in the hallway*

*screams* QIU WHY THERE ARE MORE GAY TEENAGERS IN MY HOUSE?!

[a--z--u--l]

—¿Cuánto tiempo hace que no coges?

—¿Qué hora es?

—Las 10:15

—Siete años

[l-o-v-e-s-i-c-k-c-h-e-r-r-y]

cuando entro a tumblr me da hambre y ganas de cojer.

[fantasymatrix-deactivated201810]

[theixwyn]

I know this is supposed to be a man and a woman looking at each other but all I saw was a transgendered man dreaming of being a Knight.

[grifalinas]

Are. Are you sure that’s not what it is? Because. That is absolutely how I saw it and I literally cannot see it any other way.

[everythingcanadian-archive]

Yeah, nope that is the first thing I thought of too. He wants to be the knight in shining armor. or even Genderfluid bae as their own princess and knight

[readingrenditions]

Same hair color, same eyes, same deep crimson color on the clothing, even the same flaring of the cuffs on the sleeves

I can’t tell if it’s water or crystal, but both are given the mystical properties of (self-)reflection and revealing the truth

If it was meant to be romantic between a guy and gal, their hands wouldn’t be touching at the fingertips like that. There’d be a fuller contact (i.e. palm to palm), or they’d be reaching out to each other but not quite making contact (to symbolize the divide that still separated them)

Definitely a trans knight

[corvidconjurer]

http://legendofthecryptids.wikia.com/wiki/Twofold_Xerete

Okay but like, literally that’s what it is

[lockeyseven-deactivated20180205]

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

<3

[voidfire-studios]

Iconic

[cottagesmasher]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i was laughing so hard at this while i was looking at my phone my mom asked 2 see it & when i showed her she said “NUDITY ?!”

[dadalux]

“Amateur Opossum Actress” by Rebecca Kriz

[branwyn-says]

I object to the diminishment of this opossum’s OBVIOUS theatrical skill and training

[enya-kun]

A: The human body is 70% water. We’re all basically cucumbers with anxiety.

B: With the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.

[enya-kun]

A: The human body is 70% water. We’re all basically cucumbers with anxiety.

B: With the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.

[weeaaboohoo]

imagine ur otp