无知的小孩

[apricops]

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

[screnwriter-deactivated20220724]

''there's only one bed.''

''i'll bandage you up.''

''who did this to you?''

''i didn't know where else to go.''

''can you be my date to the wedding?''

''you're my best friend. i've always loved you.''

''shut up.'' ''make me.''

''i would never fall for you.''

''then why did you do it?'' ''BECAUSE I LOVE YOU''

''oh. oh.''

[fucking-jester-deactivated20240]

Me: I hate clichés

Also me:

[screnwriter-deactivated20220724]

There’s clichés and then there’s clichés

[thatlittledandere]

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

[luminousslime]

WE COULD HAVE BEEN... US.

[luminousslime]

WATCH YOUR STEP!

[kartatchk]

This lipstick suits you very well, my dear

[lookitsstevie]

thank you I'm obsessed

[draculagerard]

They should invent a way to simultaneously read a fic read a book draw art write watch television listen to music and listen to a podcast

[sexygaywizard]

Walk into the apartment and my roommate says "Mike Wazowski only has one eye??" and I say, "WHAT are you talking about, of course he only has one eye. Only having one eye is like his whole fucking thing. Why would you think he has more than one eye" and she flips her phone around and shows me this

[eldgear]

Isn’t that how he looks like

[sexygaywizard]

Girl... Google Mike Wazowski right now

[digitaldiscipline]

please tell me there is a complete image, because you can see the other guy standing next to him and you know what we're gonna find

[kittydesade]

Sadly, a quick and half awake google search suggests that whoever made this shop job, they did not complete the joke.

[iam0to3yearsold]

there IS a COMPLETE IMAGE ive SEEN IT before

[manlymothman]

[1eos]

'tumblr is full of 14 year olds' wrong tumblr is full of 24 year olds who just don't do anything. and that's okay

[thebootstrap-paradox]

Nothing will destroy me more than Aziraphale looking at Crowley putting his glasses back on

[margotmignard-blog]

This scene isn't just about "Let's go to heaven together to be happy and not be in danger anymore (ahem)." It's about "I just found out about the second coming, I'm terrified, and I'm going to take one last look at you, so that you - who know me and only need me to look at you to know what I need/want - do your part and realize that this is serious and I need you to come to save me. Or, at least, to cope with this together. I have told you that I am not going to run away with you because it is not my style, and that may have made you feel rejected. But the one who is rejecting me now is you, standing there and breaking the fragile balance that has sustained us for 6,000 years."

[writing-prompt-s]

You were terrified when you were sentenced to be thrown into the labyrinth with the Minotaur. That is until the Minotaur charged around the corner and you discovered, to your surprise, that the Minotaur was a calf. You’re not a victim. You’re a babysitter.

[carameleong]

pucca and garu in a nutshell

[orviposition-deactivated2026012]

best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)

[ashfae]

Add in "you fool" (affectionate) for the full set.

[platonic-qpr-selfshipping]

wait a sec i gotta finish this random yet comforting scenario my mind suddenly came up with *stares at the nothingness in silence while having full f/o thoughts*

[akascow]

neil gaiman, reasonably: “i dont read headcanons or fanfics of my characters, that way it doesnt accidentally make its way into my writing, also i dont feel like it”

david tennant, being Very Professional in interviews: “yeah theyre married. what about it”

michael sheen, laying on his stomach swinging his feet in the air, giggling, as he scrolls through the azicrow tag on ao3: “heheheheh >:)”

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[ckret2]

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about