Elite Penguin Force

A look inside the daily life of the most loved secret agency on the penguin island. Featuring elite agents such as G, JetPack Guy, Dot and many more.

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PH: you know people say that keeping a ladder in the house can be more dangerous than a loaded gun

G: I know! that why I keep 10 loaded guns at home in case some crazy maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder

Rookie: 🪜

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Rookie: what is love

JPG: for some, the best things of their lives, for other a curse, but it has a differe…

G: BABY DON HURT ME

Rookie: DONT HURT MEEEE

I mean, he should have seen it coming

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G: hey jpg, u coming to my party?

JPG: sure, what should I bring

G: just a good mood

JPG: …

G: …

JPG: I’m out

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Favorite ship?

Currently Dot/PH my baby sapphics🩷🤍🧡

Dot: I used to think happiness starts with H

Dot: Now I know it starts with U ;))

PH: Oh god Dot

PH: I sorry but I think you might be dyslexic

JPG: fucking dumb saphics agenda

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PH: did you guys noticed that words that end up in “ie” are so adorable?

Rookie: Like cutie or sweetie

Dot: Cookie

G: Die!

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G: sorry did I ruin the moment

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The uniform maintenance bill achieving new levels of insanity

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The holly trinity🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Definitely not tweeting about it G

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Dot, on the phone: JPG I think you might need to come home earlier from that mission. G looks like he’s about to explode

JPG: Just let me finish here, tell him to drink some water and calm down

Dot: No, like, he’s glowing and getting warmer that bitch is literally going to explode

JPG: …

Dot: ROOKIE! DONT POKE HIM! GIMME THAT STICK

JPG: ah *sighs* on my way back

Don’t swallow weird chemicals folks! It might lead you to explode unless you have a friend with lots of repressed feeling to beat you up until you vomit it

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The director: Tell me something you believe in

Dot: in myself

JPG: in my abilities

PH: in my friends!

Rookie & G: IN ALIENS!!!¡¡¡

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The Director: so, what do you all bring to the team

JPG: I can fly

G: I can invent anything

Dot: I make good life decisions

Director: That’s not really…

G: No, trust us, she’s our most important member

JPG: since when you make good life decisions?

Dot: I said good, not the best

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College has been consuming myself lately but my bro Gary asked for a sculpture of him naked (no glasses??) so here it is the new Michelangelo’s david

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Director: Agents

Director: It’s Pride Month

Director: You know what that means

*walks away*

Dot: uh? What?

JPG: do you want us to go on like gay missions?

G: just to make myself clear

G: I’m not against that idea

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Happy pride month guys

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That’s my birthday week and my college friends:

(I love them so much)

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