Scarlett

My horny mcyt sideblog

[ephemeralheadcase]

Hi! This is my place for all the risky reposts and asks n stuffs. Please send me nasty asks i love them

Im 21 and pansexual and I only think about people fucking and I like mcyt so they are the unfortunate targets of my nasty thoughts.

Primarily into:

Life Series, Hermitcraft, VSMP, SBK, and adjacent creators

My Limits:

❌ scat

❌ anything involving irl minors

basically everything else is okay

[sheikahfication]

Staring out my window longingly like “when the fuck am I getting molested”

[eileenleahy]

sometimes it's like nobody even wants to cut a hole in me and fuck me through it

[ephemeralheadcase]

am i allowed to start posting abolishregret x maezes on my main yet? they are almost official imo…

[bluwubewwy]

You have to love pervert girls

You have to

[fagborg]

youve got to imagine streamers jerking off to their coworkers

[mcytredacted]

Still haven't gotten over AbolishRegret deciding to say he is an irl virgin during botc. I mean, I had kinda been assuming so, but I didn't particularly expect the confirmation from the guy himself.

There are a number of people who would very happily change that is all I'm saying.

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[eatsroad]

checking the RPF of Hermitcraft and Life Series Creators tag like its the morning paper

[kllem]

Cleo's puppy.

[failedzerocyclepervert]

template to help people save time on writing their posts this weekend:

(NAME) is so hot i'm going to (EXAGGERATED AND ALARMING ACTION)

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Reminder to be as horny and weird and fucked up as possible about the charity stream this weekend!!!

[stellanix]

okay so like. exhibitionism, but instead of showing yourself off, someone else is stripping you and showing you off, like a prized object

[ephemeralheadcase]

etho with a knot haunts my dreams... like that man desperate and tugging on his knot trying to get off makes me fucking drool

Like i need him to get More desperate pls(im so normal about him i swear)

ohhh yes oh yes. both hands wrapped around his fat knot, just on the edge of coming, trying to trick his dick into believing its inside something. squeezing his knot and rutting against the bedsheets and leaving a mess of precum. whimpering and whining and trying everything he can to just cum. poor thing has tears in his eyes.

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EGG shenanigans in Gem’s episode has the vibe of Grian and Gem in a relationship trying to coax etho into their bed. where they are going to force fem her and crack her egg.

[costello-xoxo]

Some random cc porn habit headcanons because why the fuck not

Scar - used to watch exclusively straight porn and laser focus on the woman and not look at the man at all. now he dabbles in the gay stuff but he only looks at the top because... that's less gay? he watches way too much stepbro / age gap / stuckporn stuff. and has niche kinks but refuses to explore them. never looks at porn with disabled actors. barely has the time or privacy to actually jerk off and the cleanup is a mess so it often ends up being an edging session. developed an edging kink (and breathplay kink) as a result. sometimes indulges in unsanitary stuff like piss or whatever because his hypochondria translates into nasty kinks even if it makes him feel icky. all his porn is visual or at least audio. audio alone doesn't always do it for him and he doesn't get on with reading due to the dyslexia.

Grian - you could not pay him to watch gay porn. but you can find him listening to sexy boyfriend asmr. because that's not gay. obviously. he saw some Pokémon porn once and won't admit that he liked it. mostly watches very boring very normal missionary heterosexual porn, but honestly he finds it hard to get into. he would definitely prefer amateur stuff, something gayer, or something a bit more kinky, but he won't let himself indulge in more than, like, maybe a breeding kink video. also he hates cheating plotlines.

Mumbo - gets horny watching obscure european arthouse gay yearning movies with maybe a sensual touching scene in them and then after he's rated it in his film journal he gets Vicky to peg him. while he rambles about the film to her. otherwise does not watch porn.

Cleo - doesn't watch porn, sometimes reads amateur erotica or fanfiction. jerks off bored style often without any other stimulus. they know they're hot as fuck though. sends pics of their bush to [REDACTED] just to make them squirm.

Etho - you don't even wanna know the kind of pervert shit he's looking at on the internet. (it's [EVEN MORE REDACTED] and tentacle porn). also indulges in femdom, forcefem, and pegging content, but feels guilty about it after. jerks off multiple times a day and feels guilty about that too. but also turned on by what an awful pervert he is.

Joe - he's exclusively reading novel length erotica and forgetting to jerk off because he's too invested in the plot. he does have crazy e-sex to make up for it though. he's a busy guy and rarely actually has time for all this stuff, but he doesn't really have a sexuality preference for the stuff he reads despite being straight. as long as it's dramatic, fantastical, and well-written he doesn't care.

Gem - she reads fanfiction about her coworkers fucking each other.

Pearl - I don't think it has occurred to her that she is allowed to watch porn. alternatively none of it gets her off. I just genuinely cannot imagine her even attempting to watch porn. I'm so serious. she gets enough attention from her boyfriend I guess. she's also gay for gem but she doesn't know this.

Ren - like a way more repressed and weird version of whatever Etho has going on. he watches gay porn but he's not normal about it. has some insanely online kinks. use your imagination (he does too). fantasises about his male coworkers wanting him so bad they leave their wives and fuck him nasty. he's very alone so he jerks off a lot.

Xisuma - normal vanilla heterosexual porn but also sometimes he looks at really well maintained computer hardware and jerks off . he thinks he is the devil for this.

K that's all I have for now.

[ephemeralheadcase]

Avid and Marm are usually offline when they are together because they are trying to have as much as sex as possible in the limited time they have. I know this because that is what happens for every long distance couple.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/80309186

Avid x the mass tentacle porn has been written! I am gonna add a Marm chapter in a lil bit hehe