[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

E N O U G H

[mobpsycho100]

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[maliciousindungeon]

“greetings, whore”

“[fortnite dances]”

[catgirlkirigiri]

“Bitch”

“Bitch?”

[fangedprince-reblogs]

“greetings mortal”

“hey asshole”

“hi boomer” “im 19”

“vibe check” “did i pass”

[satans-butthole-is-hot-deactiva]

bold of you to assume I greet my sisters

[thequinnbee-deactivated20220303]

*raises chin a bit*

*raises chin a bit*

[the-eleftheria]

“heya”

“[unintelligible screeching sounds]”

“cool”

[buryymeinblack]

my little brother JUST said “i am going to burn you at the STAKE. *unintelligible screeching noises* ˢᵗᵉᵃᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵃᵏᵉ”

[the-bi-turtle-deactivated202004]

A conversation between me and my sister:

Me: *Doing something in my room with the door open*

Me: *Spots The Child, raises my arms at the elbows*: “What’s Up Infant.’

Her: *t posing* ‘Hey boomer.’

Me: *stares*

Her: *stares*

Her: mom says it’s time for dinner

[epiphany-6]

way too fucking accurate

[pukicho]

Gamers will see water and be like "I am physically incapable of digesting this"

[trashratofgarbagehill]

You’re really stuck up on this “gamers don’t drink anything” idea huh

[pukicho]

Gamers have cold blood and live in the sand

[soaprock-deactivated20170214]

[rizurin]

gotta keep your bf warm

[kingalex92]

[warakami]

[thesireofsorrow]

feeling like maybe. i can only access love through fiction.

[thesireofsorrow]

bro is love actually real. guys is it real. guys is love actually real tho. 

[thesireofsorrow]

this post is not about being in love with fictional characters it’s about being gay and feeling like love isn’t for you so you become overwhelmed by small snippets of tender interactions between characters. 30 year old anime icon tumblr stop adding to my post pls.

[ripe]

[ottermatopoeia]

castin spells

[atlas-prime]

Tai chi

[bookworm-christina]

Playing an invisible harp

[wizard-butts]

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

[holmes-at-the-helm]

school is like if you do not have a mental illness one will be provided for you

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

date idea: go to the woods and pick mushrooms together without any prior mushroom knowledge, come back and make a mushroom soup for your loved one and if you both survive then it’s meant to be :)

[bigsweettooth222]

….. is this… for real…

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

yes :)

[sinfullvibes]

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

[thestrawberrynight]

today's mood: big old house on the outskirts of old town, having your own art gallery at home and enjoying beautiful pictures, spending time by candlelight, listening to the harp and reading classical novels

[jonbutter]

abba was right, at waterloo napoleon did surrender

[suburbanjustice]

abba was right about a lot of things, OP

[jonbutter]

[terriamon]

if its called final fantasy why are th

[terriamon]

why are ther

[terriamon]

wh

[terriamon]

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