[epiphany-6]

hope you noticed the hoodie i held up during nettles in Halifax, my friend (depicted wearing it here) made it herself! (but she was in a wheelchair in front of me, in the pit lmao)

@tankhall ♧

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

E N O U G H

[mobpsycho100]

[pukicho]

Gamers will see water and be like "I am physically incapable of digesting this"

[trashratofgarbagehill]

You’re really stuck up on this “gamers don’t drink anything” idea huh

[pukicho]

Gamers have cold blood and live in the sand

[soaprock-deactivated20170214]

[rizurin]

gotta keep your bf warm

[kingalex92]

[warakami]

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

date idea: go to the woods and pick mushrooms together without any prior mushroom knowledge, come back and make a mushroom soup for your loved one and if you both survive then it’s meant to be :)

[bigsweettooth222]

….. is this… for real…

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

yes :)

[thestrawberrynight]

today's mood: big old house on the outskirts of old town, having your own art gallery at home and enjoying beautiful pictures, spending time by candlelight, listening to the harp and reading classical novels

[jonbutter]

abba was right, at waterloo napoleon did surrender

[suburbanjustice]

abba was right about a lot of things, OP

[jonbutter]

[terriamon]

if its called final fantasy why are th

[terriamon]

why are ther

[terriamon]

wh

[terriamon]

15

[0ctaslash-moved]

i went into haelga’s bedroom to see if i could steal shit and now i wanna die

excuse me todd? are you going to answer for modeling a kink bed todd?

[0ctaslash-moved]

i can only imagine Alvar seeing this and being like “okay i’m into some shit but. really? built in to the damn bed?”

[anancientmariner]

Bud, you still haven’t spotted the Horker tusk under the bed huh

Or the leather strips, or the potion of Vigor

[0ctaslash-moved]

THE TUSK?????

[anancientmariner]

the tusk.

[0ctaslash-moved]

[neotheresa]

Y’all forgot to mention the leather harness she apparently ordered from Grelka

[0ctaslash-moved]

i am never entering riften again

[shensis]

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

[ketthens3-deactivated20241215]

You ever needed to peep at someone’s willy so bad you’ve ripped the stall divider off in a blood rage?

[rcktpwr]

this generation so obsessed with their phones that they dont even bother to look at each others cocks anymore well IM NOT HAVING IT

[otherjaved]

Imagine finding both love and friendship in one person

[kremlin]

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit.