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sab is back and presenting a new blog already – independent and selective kamui from fire emblem fates!! heavily based on own headcanons and conquest default verse. pls follow my spoiled baby because she may be kind’ve an asshole but i still really love her sometimes ://
i’m back at it again with a new fucking blog because i have no self control hahaha. so please like and reblog this if you’re interested in rping with a PRINCE / EXALT / CAPTAIN CHROM from FIRE EMBLEM: AWAKENING. this blog is as penned by the one and only sab so you know its gonna somehow be a lil sad lmao.
do u ever see someone so beautiful and lose all air in ur lungs bc every time i see camilla i feel like im dying?
starter call ! like this if you want a pre-established relationship starter !!
Send “Shut up, I’m cold.” For Your Muse to Cuddle Up With Mine
The Office sentence meme
❝ I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be. ❞
❝ Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that? ❞
❝ Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die? ❞
❝ You took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. ❞
❝ Please don’t throw garbage at me. ❞
❝ Well, well, well… how the turn tables. ❞
❝ Just Do It. You were the “it” that I was just doing. ❞
❝ Decent people everywhere will get offended. ❞
❝ I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. ❞
❝ Who am I? I’m [name], the business bitch. ❞
❝ Oh, speaking of time machines… I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came. ❞
❝ I never smile if I can help it. ❞
❝ This is a dream I’ve been having since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now. ❞
❝ If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. ❞
❝ Occasionally, I will hit someone with my car. So sue me. ❞
❝ I really enjoy being judged. ❞
❝ Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do. ❞
❝ I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. ❞
❝ They’re trying to make me an escape goat. ❞
❝ If I don’t have some cake soon I might die. ❞
❝ Your mom, you gay nerd! ❞
❝ I don’t want to blame anyone in particular… I think everyone’s to blame. ❞
❝ Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised. ❞
❝ Is this a video conference you’re having with… “Drake” featuring “Swizz Beatz”? ❞
❝ Should have burned this place down when I had the chance. ❞
❝ Nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself. ❞
❝ So everyone here knows pirate code? ❞
❝ Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw out your computer. ❞
❝ I have the worst attitude of anyone here. ❞
❝ And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do. ❞
❝ What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? ❞
❝ I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?! ❞
❝ You’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe it’s something wrong with you. ❞
❝ I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. ❞
❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜
❛ I WOULDN’T SAY SO, NO. ❜ she hummed out in an almost happy tone, looking over at the other dragon wielder. however, a sparkle shone through ruby hues, biting her lip ever so slightly to hold in the amused giggle. ❛ unless... you’re willing to lose all your teeth. ❜ eyebrow now raised, leaning back into her chair. ❛ i’m sure that would be a popular look back where you’re from but we’re not too accustomed to it in nohr. unless they were knocked out in a fight! ❜
BAD IDEA SENTENCE STARTERS. / STATUS: ACCEPTING.
❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜
INTEREST SPARKED IN HUES OF RUBY, inquiries perking onto her features with fingers lingering close to her lips as a smile curled through the corners of her mouth. a puppy. odd was it to think she hadn’t recently seen any kind of puppy that did not immediately wish to slit her throat. the thought of bundles of joy running through fields of mayhem with burly soldiers running away in terror crossed her mind. her smile only grew wider. ❛ and are you so certain have a puppy during times of tension is a good idea? ❜ almost maternal tones take her words as fingers began to push locks of lavender behind her shoulders. more than willing to allow a puppy to stay ( it would be exceptional moral support! ) but who could break the heart of a young boy only wanting to keep a companion! having to bend down slightly, just enough to reach his height, a hand came to gently pat him on his hat with soft coos drifting from her lips ❛ but - - i suppose the puppy wouldn’t be too bad of an idea. as long as you take care of it of course. ❜
BAD IDEA SENTENCE STARTERS. / STATUS: ACCEPTING.
guess who remade xander for like the bajillionth time !! you’re correct it is sab lmao. i’m too lazy to make a proper promo so i’ll just throw this out there. you may have followed me on my OLD BLOG but i’m officially moving it here because that blog is a mess. so anyway, like / reblog if you’d me interested in rping with a BIRTHRIGHT DEFAULT XANDER. but also route flexible, written by you’re one and only sab.
@daijitsu
rip ur current blog, used as a stepping stone for xanax
sometimes i feel my fist tremble w/ hatred when u talk!
gentle reminder that im completely remaking my xander onto a new blog bc his old blog is so messy lmao
bad idea starters.
❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜
❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜
❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜
❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜
❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜
❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜
❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜
❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜
❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜
❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜
❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜
❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜
send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not.
❛ PRECIOUS KANNA, HAVE YOU COME TO TRAIN WITH YOU AUNT TODAY! ❜ an endless wave of doting affection thrown from mother now to son, kind smiles and pleasant tones curling from painted lips. legendary height now bent forward to meet his own, pools of lavender cascading down from her shoulders with gentle title of her head in curiosity. had she just finished her own training session, sore joints only meaning it was working, she was more than ready to throw herself into another round just for some time with her nephew. ❛ my... you have grown taller haven’t you! ❜ / @naiivekind.
why are you and camilla so amazing
you know what they say !!! like mun like muse <3 jk but thANK YOU HDPIASHDILSHFI I CANT ANSWER THIS
ship meme: camilla/silas, jk. how abt camilla/charlotte??
DAMN DO I LOVE STRONG WOMEN OF NOHR MEMES !!!! and it just so happens i super love camilla / charlotte
who is more likely to hurt the other? : neither of them would do it on purpose but i think if it was by accident, camilla would be the one to. she would say something without technically meaning it and then taking just a little while to fully understand why that wasn’t the best thing to say.
who is emotionally stronger? camilla. camilla has been through way too much and has had so much stripped from her that she’s developped emotional walls around her. not to say that charlotte isn’t emotionally strong as well but if compared, camilla is stronger.
who is physically stronger? : charlotte. they’re too incredibly strong women but charlotte is physically stronger in terms of muscle mass and being able to do close combat fighting. camilla is also super strong considering she has to lift a huge axe but i think charlotte is much stronger than she lets on.
who is more likely to break a bone? : both of them. they break their bones on a daily basis with training and the battles that they participate in. however, charlotte has broken the most bones between the both of them.
who knows best what to say to upset the other? : charlotte. camilla isn’t the best with empathy no matter who the person is so charlotte usually knows what to say when she’s down. especially if it has to do with reassuring her of herself.
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? : most likely camilla. but she would take a long because of her own pride to find the courage and apologise even if it was her fault.
who treats who’s wounds more often? : camilla treats charlottes. mostly because of her arial advantage, camilla does not get as much hits as charlotte does. and with a little training from her younger sister and having had to patch up her siblings more than once, she usually does the same for charlotte.
who is in constant need of comfort? neither of them. even though they trust each other with their lives, they’re much too proud to seek constant comfort from the other. or at least they don’t vocalise it since the other’s presence is just enough.
who gets more jealous? charlotte. camilla thinks it’s cute and endearing and never hesitates to tease her over it. when charlotte flirts with guys, camilla seldom ever gets jealous unless there’s too much touching.
who’s most likely to walk out on the other? charlotte. however, she would only walk out if they were in a fight and then come back -- never permanently.
who will propose? : both of them. they would be planning it for days on end with camilla trying to do it as sweet as possible and charlotte trying to go over the top with it.
who has the most difficult parents? : camilla. an evil dad and a mom who didn’t even want her other than trying to get close to her king-father ? that’s enough said.
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? : camilla. and she’s completely shameless about it too, obviously going for charlotte’s handing and giving it a small peck whenever she does do it.
who comes up for the other all the time? : camilla. every time she can.
who hogs the blankets? : charlotte. camilla finds it cute and whenever she’s awaken by the sudden chill, she watches her sleep for a little bit smiling fondly.
who gets more sad? : neither of them get excessively sad but it’s most likely camilla, especially in the birthright verse.
who is better at cheering the other up? : camilla. she is incredibly affectionate and isn’t afraid to offer validation and love to charlotte when she isn’t too happy.
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? : charlotte when she gets a little too rough but camilla is strong enough to handle the blows and thinks it’s rather aorable when she does.
who is more streetwise? : charlotte, especially after having grown up on the streets and made her climb into upper class society.
who is more wise? : camilla is the wiser of the two.
who’s the shyest? neither of them are very shy when it comes to anything which makes truth and dare games very interesting.
who boasts about the other more? camilla is definitely not afraid to go around boasting about charlotte and her victories.
who sits on who’s lap? it changes, sometimes camilla is on charlottes and sometimes its vice versa. it usually depends who’s sitting down first.
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why is camilla so soft and sweet
because how else is she going to trick her enemies into thinking she’s not THAT BAD before being completely and totally annihilated by her axe and fed to her dragon ♥♥♥ jk she’s not that bad
