dear rat boy

hi im kai and i am currently decomposing ♌ - 26 - UK - he/it

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

[cipheramnesia]

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

[saint-batrick]

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

[cipheramnesia]

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I've never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.

[hypercam2-mp4]

this put such a vivid image in my head i needed to make it real as soon as i got home

[cipheramnesia]

This makes me indescribably overjoyed.

[frogliftcertified]

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

[frogliftcertified]

OK 👍 that is helps

[egberts]

[lakevida]

brefaste

[lakevida]

so dont do this

[tatzelwurming]

how did the walkie talkie taste

[handsmotif]

what if it was called penis flytrap

[handsmotif]

would you be mad..

[dogtheories]

yes i would get so angry and smash everything and blow up the world

[handsmotif]

SAD. well there’s other worlds

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

[fortinbrasftw]

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

sorry

[cipheramnesia]

Don't apologize for greatness.

[epizkage]

still here still with the love of my life but now weve got 2 kids lol

[snakeicesnakeice]

blinking again

😐😑😐😑😐😑

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Shut up

[snakeicesnakeice]

i’m lit eraly just blinking you shut up

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I’m going to poison you

[femmeyaz-deactivated20230515]

my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow

[pseudomantis]

We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad

[lizlemondyke]

people really get on this site and say anything

[pseudomantis]

Are you mad at me

[professionaljester]

this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate 

[sshepardcommander]

no one had a “memes for if putin resigns during supernatural canon gays during the us presidential election” folder prepped ahead of time

[thingarchiv]

[deebyfeeby]

beta arceus but it’s a literal abomination

[exai]

[puyopuyo]

what the fuck

[puyopuyo]

[the-worm-man]

[vivaciousarcanist]

[levil0vesyou]

I’m on mobile someone add Mr Mime

[tumblingclockwork]

[sirensorisons]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[grizzlyadventures]

[radiofreeslowzone]

master post

[radiofreeslowzone]

expanded universe