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adderall-juice

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

blogspede

here you go sir

adderall-juice

thank you

vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

vitariesocks

2 pics. no caption

screampotato

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

glitched-out-mess

theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

meanbuddhist

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

jennelikejennay

turn your attention to The Character

yellow-cat

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

hamblimp

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

yellow-cat

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

yellow-cat

HEY !!!!

endlace

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

yellow-cat

put a bullet in me already why dont you

yellow-cat

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

raisedinalab

found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

shamebats

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

shamebats

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

pankendev

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

wingdingle

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

wingdingle

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

defunctblog1

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

thetyrannosaur

threedollarsdotcom

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!

black classic tabby

hovercraft

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

demilypyro

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

woodrider

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

woodrider

I don't know

homunculus-argument

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.