woah woah i got my divorce

Em • they/he/she • 22 • Insufferable English student! @prommytheus is my sibling!

[smoke-in-the-winds]

“Technically, all males are ‘performative males’. Haven’t you read Judith Butler?”

[cottoncandylesbo]

guy named all trades: 🤤

guy named dead horse: OW OW OW OW OW

[eppymytheus]

what if one year superbowl sunday lands on friday the 13th

[eppymytheus]

i could never do roll for sandwich what if the dice made me make a sandwich with no mayonnaise. i’d kill myself

[machinot]

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

[eppymytheus]

the kind of dumbass lies your brain will tell you when you are young and think you’re the first to ever experience depression

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[guchaigue]

Hey, that's no way to say goodbye

[theconcealedweapon]

[lleyksie]

let’s be primitive horses with mama

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[feralratbitesu]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[qqueenofhades]

More and more often these days, in what is surely a sign that everything is just absolutely fine, I find myself recalling the wise words of the prophets written on the subway walls:

[holdmecloser-gandydancer]

thinking about the emily wilson odyssey translation and lucretia for some reason and it feels like I've been stabbed <3

[holdmecloser-gandydancer]

like obviously the odyssey and taz balance can do a lot together, just on the nature of the journey, on the nature of parlay, there's a lot there but.

[barry-j-blupjeans]

[depsidase]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Can confirm.

[danadelion]

Playing dress up

[your-void-senpai]

the nfl just announced that hudson williams and connor storrie will be fucking raw at the superbowl halftime show