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Michelle, 25, NY, [still] in love with Chris 🌸🔮🦋

[alecscudder1987]

it's always fuckin thursday around here

[brandysmellville-deactivated202]

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

[skybluelipgloss]

Girls after giving a concise and completely sensible thought on the matter, with well thought out arguments:

... If that makes sense?

[lastvalyrian]

men after making one of the worst points you have ever read: prove me wrong. I’m waiting.

[alittlebitmessedupgirl]

Source: Instagram -> @psychiatricmind

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

[5-mm-gap]

[blyythespirit]

[nudityandnerdery]

The bar is so goddamn low sometimes, and yet it’s still a relief…

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dojacat]

[memewhore]

[jorbin-deactivated20190512]

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

[gahdamnpunk]

“I hate the Police” 💀💀

[willow-moon]

[rubykgrant]

HELLO FELLOW CRIMINALS. I LIKE DOING CRIME. WHERE DO ALL OF YOU DO YOUR CRIMES? HOW MANY CRIMES DO YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS? ARE YOU PLANNING ANY CURRENT CRIMES? I AM NOT A COP

[straawberries]

Ihatethepolice1

[armedjoy]

[metalbatteryzone]

[samantha-is-blogging]

[stars-bean]

The Philadelphia Story (1940) dir. George Cukor

[batteredshoes]

January 20, 2021

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

I hate that I fully understand this

[kirajw]

The Obamas serving up pomp, circumstance and swag at the 59th Presidential Inauguration on January 20, 2021

[nevver]

Lily Van