Equestria Helljumper

An art loving RT fanatic, brony, and amateur cosplayer out to trawl the blogosphere and occasionally post some of my own projects. 405th.com user name - MJPvt Grif

[agentchorus]

I love how Wash is always like “all the other freelancers had specialties and I was known for getting my balls stuck to a grappling hook”

LIKE HONEY

HAVE YOU EVER

SEEN YOURSELF

WITH KNIVES???

[0utpost-alpha]

[awed-frog]

when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other

[weedpoop]

this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

[iihateurls-deactivated20131015]

i do not think this guy needs that coffee

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

DM:  “The orc captain fires his bow, and…that’s a hit.  And he rushes, and…hit.  And, bonus move, and…oh jeez that’s a *big* hit.  I’m sorry, man.”

Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet:   “Eh, it’s alright.  I guess in the next act y'all are gonna meet Boromir’s brother Faramir.”

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I just lost six followers

[petitetiaras]

[floptina]

mulan dont give a shit

[jkimisyellow]

mulan has run out of fucks to give

[beltierducoeur]

Mulan no curr

[gaymerlag]

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

[beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201]

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

[phillywillygasp]

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

[l3nvi-deactivated20140906]

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

[keshawnrob]

MULAN NO CURR

[trashdamn-deactivated20130928]

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

[thelastmelinian]

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

[hayatecrawford]

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

[retrogamingblog]

Eeveelution T-shirts made by chocolateraisinfury

[theatsthetic]

when your furry friend is a coward

[evengirlierballs]

@storyhorsedork

[shanamichelewrites-blog]

[tlbodine]

You are providing a vital life service when you do this and your magic ears are appreciated.

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

The Blues Brothers (1980)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t hit Nazis with your fist

HIT THEM WITH YOUR CAR

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

Again, just so everyone knows where this blog stands

[colubrina]

THE FIC YOU ARE WRITING RIGHT NOW IS VERY, VERY GOOD - GO TYPE 50 MORE WORDS BECAUSE YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY WHEN YOU FINISH THIS CHAPTER!

[ichigo-kuriimu]

[galerion-deactivated20250610]

so i made some morrowind textpost edits

[lesbianralzarek]

sometimes i forget that you can beat skyrim. like, there’s an ending?? you don’t keep making enchanted jewelry for your followers forever??? ive completely lost the plot. im a soup witch now

[kthonos-moved]

LISTEN. I KEEP HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS WHEN IT COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE SIMPLER

TWINK:

BEAR:

HUNK:

GOT IT? NOW REPEAT AFTER ME:

TWINK.

BEAR.

HUNK.

[lunakuroi]

[propalahramota]

DM moodboard

[aztechnology]

tag which one is your DM

[jesseferal]

You forgot one.