D - -> This situation is far more 100d than I w001d prefer

The continuing adventures of a spatially displaced Equius Zahhak, who keeps encountering drastically resized versions of his female counterparts. Part of the ever expanding macro-microsphere. Equius has a reserve form where he's 1000 feet tall and has an unreasonable large ass,bulge, and rumblespheres, in case any of y'all feel like RPing with that.) I also jam over at MacroCondy2Point0.

[equiusmacrostufffollow]

D - -> Lowb100ds

D - -> It has been many sweeps

D - -> Send in your questions

[equiusmacrostufffollow]

(OK, now I just need to figure out how to get back into the Condy account and I’m good to go...)

[macrocondy3point0]

I need to connect back to Equius.

Can I even log into my Equius account anymore.

[macrocondy3point0]

(I sort of forgot my Equius account’s password)

[equiusmacrostufffollow]

WAIT NO I’M BACK IN

[themegamaryam]

D - -> Maryam D - -> Strange as it may sound, I have something of a fashion issue I require your assistance with D - -> As soon as possible if you please

Well, That Is Definitely An Unexpected First From You. May I Inquire What It Is You Need My Help With?

[equiusmacrostufffollow]

themegamaryam:

Well Then

That…Is A Very Loaded Situation

There Might be Some, Complications, With Me Assisting In That Matter

Normally I Would Be Eager To Help Aradia With Her Clothing, I Have In The Past, But I Do Not Exactly Have Experience With Metalwork Or Machinery Which The Production Of A Metal Dress Would Require If That Is What She Desires. In Addition, While I Have Previously Been Planetary In Scale, I Have Never Designed Clothing Of Such Magnitude However

I Could Potentially Aid You, But Those Are High Hurdles Towards Success I Would Imagine

D - -> If I am honest, I w001d normally be inclined to agree

D - -> The task Aradia has set forth seems so impossibly grandiose and enormous in scale that it is f001ish to e%pect one or two individuals to complete it

D - -> The problem is, her stipulations were very, very specific, and she has threatened terrible consequences if we do not comply

d0 it 0r ill be using b0th your timelines f0r th0ng strings

D - -> She has also been programmed with a form of data access that grants her near omnipotence across all multiverses, so she is currently watching this conversation

D - -> It may have been prudent to mention this earlier

hey little maryam.  wanna get to kn0w my ass a bit better s0metime?

D - -> She is very crude

shut up zahhak

D - -> Yes ma’am

[themegamaryam]

D - -> Maryam D - -> Strange as it may sound, I have something of a fashion issue I require your assistance with D - -> As soon as possible if you please

Well, That Is Definitely An Unexpected First From You. May I Inquire What It Is You Need My Help With?

[equiusmacrostufffollow]

D - -> Depending on how well you remember our prior interactions, which may not be terribly much, as I have been away on other business for quite some time now

D - -> The circumstances of my original universe place my initial personal history in line with that of many other variations on myself from across the multiverse

D - -> As such, I am occasionally mistaken for other Equius’ when I encounter alternate versions of our companions and friends

D - -> One such Aradiabot has recently approached me requesting an update to her clothing

D - -> Under most circumstances, I w001d not find this e%ceptionally difficult - Aradia’s clothing is a mere facsimile of her original dress, and contains several minor yet vital functions that are easy enough to replicate

D - -> However, there are two wrinkles in this request that force me into requesting outside assistance myself, hence this contact

D - -> One, Aradia w001d very much like a new, incredibly elegant and intricate dress with many hard to describe designs

D - -> Secondly, she is as big as a solar system

D - -> So I have come to you for help, as I recall you have experience in both matters 

[equiusmacrostufffollow]

(Well it’s been a while)

[macrocondy3point0]

If you support or interact with any of the following blogs, stop following me.

[equiusmacrostufffollow]

macrocondy2point0:

MutationSensation

Roxy-Laloon

BiggestCuttlefish

MelancholyBovine

ApocalypsePixie

TheTallestHuntress

LiquidatingAlchemist

Ask-Cockanaya

CorpulentConjurer

[equiusmacrostufffollow]

giantessfeferi replied to your post:(For the record I’m not actually deleting but I... (( Not the epilogue, but no sign of Equius either, so yeah :V ))

Good.

[equiusmacrostufffollow]

(For the record I’m not actually deleting but I will be incredibly % if Hussie let his late-day fuckery touch the best character in his comic.)

[equiusmacrostufffollow]

Someone confirm to me that the epilogue left Equius alone or I’m deleting.

[twotriickhoofbea2t]

first set of ABYSSAL WORMS done! there’ll be like, seven more of these.

[theofmoviestills]

Coachella / Cannes Film Festival Dream Line-Up

[regularlesbian]

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

[infinitetesimally]

A good thought that has been brought to light: connie’s mom from su would make a good macro

[lottiebedlam]

KINK RATING TIME!!

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it! 

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

[barbiebun-deactivated20211201]

Please!! 💖

[thetiniestcancer]

KICKS ME LEGGY INTO THE AIR

VALIDATE ME

[equiusmacrostufffollow]

D - -> Your leg is indeed in the air

[radioactivitiddies-blog]

D - -> How nice and une%pected D - -> A human who is not disproportionately large in comparison to myself

are most humans really, really big to you?

[equiusmacrostufffollow]

D - -> A more accurate statement w001d be that most individuals I come across are impossibly out of proper scale

D - -> For whatever reason, every time I encounter a new alternate, they are either improperly proportioned in terms of height, or improperly proportioned in terms of

D - -> Other matters

D - -> Either way, I do not believe we have encountered one another before