My Lil' Corner of the Harbringer

Hey, I'm Eradicon D3V-3N! I'm the con that used to get stuck with all the icky jobs... I do not have to be the Insecticon sitter, I do not have to be the living drink coaster, I still have to be the one to scrape Commander Starscream off the walls.... That last one I'm fine with! ((M!A: None)) ((Independent RP/Ask blog)) /* */

[sovietnam]

[flamingfoxninja]

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

[flamingfoxninja]

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

[flamingfoxninja]

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

[flamingfoxninja]

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

[flamingfoxninja]

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

[flamingfoxninja]

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

[flamingfoxninja]

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

[flamingfoxninja]

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

[flamingfoxninja]

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

[flamingfoxninja]

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

[flamingfoxninja]

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

[flamingfoxninja]

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

[flamingfoxninja]

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

[flamingfoxninja]

i need to FEED

[flamingfoxninja]

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

[flamingfoxninja]

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

[flamingfoxninja]

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

[flamingfoxninja]

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

[flamingfoxninja]

I hate this movie so much

[flamingfoxninja]

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

[flamingfoxninja]

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

[endless-fluffering]

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

[gorgeousgeology]

[edderkopper]

Yes

[gefdreamsofthesea]

Absolutely

[sulpher]

I feel so much better after seeing this picture so yes you must be

[greynvi]

a gifset of planet facts because i rlly love space!!

//please dont remove caption!

[somecutething]

Cats playing on the skylight!

[bananatwinky]

[novelconcepts]

I don’t want to live any longer in this world of “the customer is always right.” This is a world that shows the aggressive, the bull-headed, the cruel that they have full license to behave like beasts to get what they want. Half the time, they’re even rewarded for it; “here, ma'am, so sorry for the trouble, please accept this gift card–no charge.”

I want to live in a world that punishes these childish adults as you punish a toddler throwing a tantrum. No candy for you, Jimmy; you’re going home to bed if you can’t mind yourself in public.

Throw a hissy fit because your cashier isn’t moving as fast as you’d like? Find yourself gently escorted from the store until you can show some basic compassion and patience.

Hurl a pen across the table at your signing agent? You’ve just forfeited your right to refinance your mortgage this week. Try again when your temper is managed.

Scream obscenities at the Taco Bell rep because you know it’ll earn you a free soft shell? Here’s your money back; please feel free to play again when you’ve realized fast food is not worth more than the price of human dignity.

I am so sick of accepting–and, in truth, rewarding–these callous behavior patterns in customer service industries. The fact is, the customer is not always right. The customer is often just testing to see what he can get away with. Stop pandering to spoiled children, and show your employees they have more value than their red polo, or how much abuse they can withstand in a 40-hour week.

We are here to provide a service and to make a living.

We are not your punching bags.

[iguanamouth]

Can you draw a buff snake

im Uncomfortable

[eradicond3v3n]

Grimlock! ...wait...! Why are you wearing silicone skin??! And a sombrero?? I doubt your burrito making skills, sir. >:|

[did-you-know]

 Musical roads are also known to exist in: Denmark, South Korea, and the United States of America.

Source 1, 2 

[eradicond3v3n]

WHO WANTS TO GO ON A MUSICAL ADVENTURE!!! :D

[did-you-know]

Source

[eradicond3v3n]

Geez! Humans must've had some big afts back then. o _o;

[did-you-know]

Source

[eradicond3v3n]

I want to do that! I want to hear all the stories!

[did-you-know]

Source

[eradicond3v3n]

We would be pretty cool if we ever meet.

[did-you-know]

[eradicond3v3n]

Excuse me, human. He is mine. He is supposes to pull my chariot of cats and ducks.

[did-you-know]

Source

[eradicond3v3n]

That happened once with wires and a control panel...

[eradicond3v3n]

Who is the best pony?

*looks at aft in the mirror and begins trying*

Applejack

She works hard for her family and friends like I want to work hard for my family and friends even when the Commander says I got a few screws loose. I think that's his way of saying that he cares about lil' ol' me. <3

[eradicond3v3n]

Look! Look!

I have found a mirror and have been playing fruit ninja for awhile. It took forever to figure out to screenshot, but I did it! :D

This is the highest I've gotten so far. I hear that the humans call the number 4,2,0 something, but I can't remember. :( I bet it was something cool!