Actively Being Lured Into The Woods

At the club growing fungi from my skin and decomposing into bloom where I stand | they/them

[narratively-complex-refuse-heap]

only post in my drafts. what did they mean by this.

[i-am-a-fish]

I want soup but I've already fully committed to bedtime

[i-am-a-fish]

I've been laying in bed thinking about wanting soup for almost 2 hours

[the-apparatus]

> pull up to a show

> the most beautiful woman I have ever seen walks in

> she immediately starts making out with two people.

> she starts meowing profusely as she moves through the crowd.

[the-apparatus]

You do debate because you like being right. I do debate so I can have beautiful women in business casual yell at me and tell me I'm stupid. we are NOT the same.

[anziesnewfoundtankfantasy]

Is lasagna pizza

yes

no

nuanced answer for u freaks

Voting ended onMar 8

[lovingrot]

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

[wherehipposdrome]

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

the claire witch project

[candyredterezii]

[messygoku]

[messygoku]

ya empezaron con "memes that transcend languages" cuando son palabras obvias

[deepseecreature]

anglofonos cuando reconocen cognados:

[the-apparatus]

"Petekey this, petekey that" girl you have petekey at home, check your dms

[mizeliza]

[tranthony]

her: ice cream is just for kids

me, a principled communist: ice cream is a sweet treat that everyone enjoys

[charl0ttan]

its so fucked that they get to use music in commercials. that my fucking wife asshole

[billiecauter]

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

[paranoidgemsbok]

me talking about horror to normal people: its not torture porn, horror is an incredible medium to explore personal complex emotions and the genre at large can really speak to a society's unspoken fears at a given time in history

me talking about horror to my pervert friends: ranking saw traps by how horny they are

[depsidase]

[the-apparatus]

Shes a 10 but she has a beautiful nonbinary person in their bed and she's just scrolling aftg tumblr

[lickmyleg-deactivated20250724]

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways

[innerchildabortionclinic]

*on shark tank* hello sharks. I will need 10 million dollars investment. to buy fruit at the grocery store whenever I desire❤️