DARCY

IG: @erectial

[goconn-deactivated20230304-deac]

Frozen 2

[taco-bell-rey]

she can’t hold it back anymore

[wittacism241253-deactivated2016]

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

[madeofmold-deactivated20170726]

i can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies

let alone heterosexual relationships in movies starring nicolas cage

[madeofmold-deactivated20170726]

[triparto-deactivated20160408]

GJAHDGJADDJAD

[shittinggold]

[fuckyeahcourtneyy]

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

[katycantthinkofadecentusername]

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

[unclefather]

American Horror Story Hotel: Lady Gaga’s little monsters are in every room and they’re playing art pop at full volume. You can’t get any sleep. The stench is overwhelming, they’re all wearing meat dresses that have spoiled. Whenever they see you the put their paws up and you don’t really understand what that means. Every so often it goes completely silent and the lights in the hallway flicker. You hear someone moaning “Yaaaaas Gaga…. You look so good” 

[erectial-blog]

What she texts: I'm finw

What she means: I'm fine

[goodson]

indie dad rock

[lexxerduglas]

i spent a not insignificant amount of time digging for this earlier today

[gay4rihanna]

[05637-deactivated20190328]

i can’t be the only artist whose art skill is somehow controlled by the time of day (or night, rather).

[teesadutta]

[thischichere-deactivated2017021]

[movie-addicted]

[erectial-blog]

I'm sorry but I have never been in the shower and then the water suddenly cuts off and instead of water continuing to shower me, little spiders do. I'm still alive today so nope

[shouldnt]

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

[erectial-blog]

I AM So ANGrY

[adessodovesei]

[carebearpikachu]

THIS IS SO CALMING AND FUN

[surprise-adoption]

Bottle rocket under ice

[jajisikennedy-deactivated201510]

Dope

[stilldoesntgetbetter]

This has to be my favorite.

[forever90s]

[erectial-blog]

“how did you know you were gay?”

[weloveshortvideos]

Females when they think a ball boutta hit em

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

She really just saved her own life