Teeny & Pocket Present: The Grand Old Fic List

Only the good stuff: Johnlock, Merthur, Wincest, Destiel.

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deancas - gone gone gone by phillip phillips

every time i listen to this song i cry because deancas so naturally i found a deancas fanvid set to it you’re welcome friends enjoy the pain

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OTP: There ain't no me if there ain't no you

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that was the fastest Ive ever hit the reblog button

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Asymptote

I call myself a slash fan but this was my first Kirk/Spock and I am IN LOVE. They visit a planet where people aren't allowed to touch, so of course perfect UST ensues.

What have I gotten myself into???

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Oh sweet lord in heaven. 40k+ 90s high school AU where Merlin and Arthur are music snobs and in a band and everything is tortured adolescent yearning. +10 points to Gryffindor for romantic mixtapes. LOVE. 

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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. Sherlock / Warm Bodies crossover. NEED I SAY MORE? This is a WIP but there's 7 chapters up right now (I'm only on the fourth but I lurve it). I mean come on, John bringing undead Sherlock back to life with true love's hypothetical kiss? That's what I'm hoping for anyway. Words: a bunch

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Guys, this is the fic that (loosely) inspired The Profound Bond so what are you even doing not reading it? It's not as porny as our usual fare here, but whatever it's awesome. Detective!Dean working with reluctantly on assignment known angel Castiel, they hate each other! No they don't. True love ensues.

Words: A ton, but who cares?

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‘The Profound Bond’ - A new romantic comedy starring Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins. When Federal Agent Dean Winchester gets paired with an angel as part of the Bureau’s new Human-Angel Cooperation Initiative, the partnership seems less than ideal. Castiel is arrogant, painfully inept in the ways of normal human interaction, and less than stellar at routine questioning. But as time passes, the human and angel begin to find themselves growing less at odds and more endeared to each other. Loosely inspired by aesc’s Below Skyscrapers.

this is the most amazing movie trailer you will ever watch, and the best 2 minutes and 11 seconds of your life. 

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Ah! Dean accidentally touches cursed jewels and gets amnesia. He refuses to believe that Sam is his brother because if that were the case why would he be so attracted to that hot piece of ass walking around with no shirt on? Conflicted!Sam ensues.

Words: ~25,000

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I can't not rec this- it's a Choose Your Own (Porny) Adventure wincest fic so it's actually like 8 fics in one depending on which little variations you choose. Honestly the writing isn't the best I've seen, but this is like the Betty Crocker cake mix of fanfiction; it feels like you're helping to write it, and it's a rollicking good time.

Words: Depends!

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In honor of one of the sexy reccers getting a restaurant job, here's a Destiel Restaurant AU for you. Cas is a hot, reserved, up-and-coming sous chef, which is awesome, but spotlight's on head waiter Dean in this fic- he came across the pond to visit Sammy at Oxford, and ended up moving to Dublin for the hot men and generous tips. Dean and Cas hate each other at first, prank wars and snark ultimately leading to life-changing sex, as per always.

In short, the perfect recipe for a Destiel AU: Take one stick of sexual tension, cut with knife, place saucepan to simmer on But-I'm-Your-Boss for one chapter. Next, place supply closet sex in pan, season with Irish brogue, and flambé until piping hot. Add flatmate!Crowley to taste.

Words: ~40,000

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YES IT'S EXTRA PORNY. Reading this fic reminded me why you shouldn't read fic in public because I was blushing harder than 13-year-old Ginny Weasley walking in on Harry in the shower.

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I have an important question is there or is there not already a destiel fic about phone sex called "I Always Come When You Call"? If not, somebody should get on that

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Fandom classic! I always think of this as the high school Johnlock answer for those who loved The Student Prince. John is a scholarship athlete at an elite boarding school, Sherlock is smarter than everyone but bullied for being gay. Unlikely friendship ensues, followed by enduring love, obviously. Rollicking good time, but not without its angsty moments. You will root so hard for your boys.

Words: 222,199

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Fandom classic! Modern AU where Merlin attends St. Andrews for university, where he has to worry about keeping his magic a secret from the student body at large AND his teen-wank-fantasy roommate Arthur, Prince of Wales. Well-written, incredible UST, and don't say I didn't warn you: you will be DYING to enroll in a stuck-up British uni by the time you're done with it (as if you aren't already). Everyone is very in-character and loveable. Except for Kay.

Get it while you still can! The author is getting ready to go all 50 Shades and rework the story so she's taking all of her fabulous work down soon. I recommend downloading the pdf.

Words: 145,248

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Ouch ouch ouch. John is recovering from amnesia and is happy to find comfort in his relationship with Sherlock, but needy!Sherlock may not have been telling the whole truth. Good balance between super in-character Sherlock and romantic clinger fanservice.

Words: ~15,000

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A short little gem that's pure fluff and schmoop with a dash of crack. Cas consults Cosmo for love advice. Hilarity ensues. See? Destiel doesn't have to be ALL angst ALL the time ;) 

Words: 4,433