TIL DEATH BRINGS ME DOWWN!

Dear Gog, my notifications are so wweird

[eridanampoora]

you ever read a fanfic and be like "damn the author is an absolute freak and I'm 100% here for it. I love whatever is wrong with them"

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[snugglebull-deactivated20160725]

choose your character

[susiron]

I did a thing

[ghw-archive]

A Pair of Victorian Reverse Painted Crystal Intaglio Earrings, 1870

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

[kaffeepottwal]

[not-a-boot]

[sleepy-cone]

Tumblr and AO3: "Hey everyone! We're together now!"

Us: "NOW?? Then WTF was all that shit you've been doing for the past 10 years!?"

[eridanampoora]

It's called a slowburn...

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Who invented autism?

The famous Italian inventor, Leoneuro di Vergent.

[birdsareblooming]

hospital

[pukicho]

I made a Tumblr account just to ask you this: PLEASE ban the guy posting in your subreddit he is SO shit. I hate him I hate him I hate him. Everytime the fucker posts there I'm reminded of your existence because I refuse to unfollow any subreddit

HEY REDDIT GUY. POST THIS ON THE SUBREDDIT.

[pukicho]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

[roadhogsbigbelly]

[therottenkingsreckoning]

It's basically just this

[roadhogsbigbelly]

brave but evil comparison

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[theauthor27]

[lux-astralis]

[bardnuts]

the father the son and the holy spirit

[eridanampoora]

I can't believe these people are real sometimes.

[pukicho]

Puchiko, do you prefer Tumblr or X?

"Hey bro do you prefer coffee, or bucket of slugs?"

[pukicho]

I swear the fucking god. Leave it to Tumblr to be the only website who wants to be the bucket of slugs

[pukicho]

wait u have a gf? how the fuck did you pull

I have many qualities

[alkalinewoods]

Is this anon not aware that half of tumblr wants to fuck this guy for no reason?

[pukicho]

These are things I'd rather you think than say out loud

[catchymemes]

[grabnok]

5 minutes into the 1 minute plank and your buddy says “45 seconds”

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

To say nothing of the Skin Taker

[strange-aeons]

Just thought you should know that hasbro has announced an official long furby

No this is not a joke

Kids these days. Back in my day we had to put the long in the furbies ourselves. We had to skin the furbies for tumblr. There was no other choice.