I hope you're embarrassed, sir.
Last night on the plane home, a dude who looked like a 7 foot tall John Malkovich kept rudely waking me up by leaving first class and opening the overhead bin directly above me, putting his bag on the empty chair next to me, getting ONE kleenex, and loudly blowing his nose. I was so pissed off. So I stuck it to him by not telling him that his awful button fly was completely open.











