eats plastic cutely

suzanne, 25, ireland

[pdfcore]

last day at my job today and the partner said i'm not getting paid a bonus because i didn't work past 1 july. one day. crazy

[pdfcore]

new job tomorrow better be good

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[pdfcore]

last day at my job today and the partner said i'm not getting paid a bonus because i didn't work past 1 july. one day. crazy

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[casgirl]

He want to fuck slayyyter. Richard we should link later.

[casgirl]

He want to fuck slayyyter. Richard we should link later.

[bhramarii]

no mondays in the cambrian era

[nacht---hexe]

perverts

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[crimsonflowerz]

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

[keychaingirl]

literally how is traffic real everyone just go

[judithchopsley]

every video game should have an option to disable men completely like just erase them or even better replace them with women

[hexjulia]

some pdfs are dusty. this is a fact despite their lack of physicality. you understand

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[papasmoke]

I like how every leader of the UK resigns in disgrace and humiliation now

[moveslikekeithrichards]

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly

[pdfcore]

heatwave and climate change bad but my cold beer on the boat is going to hit so good tomorrow. dublin best city in the world for the boat that will serve me kopparberg 0.0 and let me sit on the deck