Monterey Bay Aquarium
will byers stan first human second
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
NASA

Kiana Khansmith
Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
cherry valley forever
Stranger Things

pixel skylines
Claire Keane

oozey mess

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
hello vonnie
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies

Kaledo Art
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@erinislife
doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness is something that affects 1 in 8 women
They still don’t know what causes morning sickness in pregnancy
My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
Donna should get the Doctor's number and be allowed to call the TARDIS randomly in future episodes for no reason. never aliens. no more aliens for Donna. always just some bullshit like "my mum told me the pink blouse makes me look washed out????" and the Doctor has to be like "girl! she's crazy! but also I'm actively being shot at right now so I will have call you back"
@its-the-doctor-bayyybe and he's like "that's an odd assumption. i mean i have four but that's not the point"
@extra-terrestial omg you're so right. "can you get me some noodles from the place on the corner 3 hours ago?"
[Image ID: Two screenshots of Tumblr tags, they read:
First Image (written by @/its-the-doctor-bayyybe): “she calls him up to ask if she can borrow a vcr. When asked why he was asked Donna is like ‘you seemed like you would have one’”
Second Image: “yes absolutely 100% she would also call because she wants takeout and all the delivery places are closed” END ID]
some legendary additions from the notes
the notes have made this one of the most enjoyable posts i've ever made. love u donna nation
@sing-you-fools I am straight up hooting and hollering at this
I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time
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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
there are only two genders: frog and pig
I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either
1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR
2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children
yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology
oh god
Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like
So do with that what you will
Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):
Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
This is the worst addition to this post
I am reminded of Treasure Planet.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
Or is that just something my brain made up?
Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman
Last time I saw this
post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at
the second Eggman
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
anyone in this thread smoke weed
In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them
(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)
Treasure Planet had mpreg???
Is this a bad time to mention Jake and Lady Rainicorn's puppies
Is this a bad time
to mention Jake and Lady
Rainicorn’s puppies
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Humans are good sometimes actually
The term "imping" was first mentioned in the 1200s when Holy Roman Emperor Frederick II included it in his book on falconry.
The actual practice of repairing feathers this way is almost certainly many centuries older.
I need to find someone who listened to more music than me so I don’t feel so sick…
(Be honest guys)
How many minutes of music did you listen to this year?
Under 1k
1k-10k
10k-20k
20k-40k
40k-80k
80k-100k
100k-120k
120k-140k
140k-160k
160k-180k (my level)
180k-200k (my level last year :/)
Above 200k
Anyway, because I'm already seeing conspiracy theories going around, Spotify Wrapped dropped today because it's Wednesday. Last year it dropped Nov. 30th. A Wednesday. December 1st 2021? A Wednesday. That's why it was the 29th this year. They drop it on Wednesday. You're welcome.
People who got Provo, UT on their Spotify Wrapped please tell me what the fuck y'all were listening to to get that so I can figure out why y'all are so mormon coded if you're not actually mormon. I'm legitimately going insane with curiosity over here.
a comic about fix-it fanfics
This is absolutely what working retail is like. Earlier this week one of my coworkers was stuck on the phone with a chatty customer who just would not take a hint. My other coworker went and stood next to her and said, loudly enough to be clearly overheard, "[name] we need you to do something else now"
when the housemates are an asexual person, a chastity fetishist and somebody with a lethal peanut allergy