the early bird gets the Squirmy

In south australia born and raised // on the playground was where I spent most of my days // Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool // And all talking about D&D outside of the school (header image: americankimchi)

[the-bar-sinister]

They would not go on cute dates and raise children, they would punch each other in the throat and have bad sex on the couch.

[willgrahamscock]

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

[libraford]

I was looking up directions somewhere and...

I DO NOT WANT THAT.

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Reminds me of the most threatening pizza shop I ever saw

[boombox-fuckboy]

Going into big fandom tags is always unsettling because you'll see sentiments like "Y is my favourite character but I still haven't decided who I ship them with yet!"

You don't have to ship them with anyone. That's not a requirement.

[butchdogs-md]

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

[rotten-m3]

Rokee... ouh..

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[ladyignatius4]

Mentally making a cup of tea and giving a gentle forehead kiss to every struggling writer on my dash right now.

Your story matters, your ideas are good, and someone out there is going to fall in love with your world.

[clorspak]

i forget to post here...

[cyber-dogz]

tenna & queen

[c3rvida3]

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

[c3rvida3]

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

[raichett]

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

[heaventh]

Reblog if it's okay if I anonymously confess something to you.

[paintedhen]

queen wants her bfs to kiss

[koiagain]

You shouldn't worry if Ur followers & mutuals will judge ur perverted strange reblogs The real ones fuck with U no matter what

[parkchanwoohoo]