So Continues My Hunt...

Long ago I conjured a tale of a mystical treasure that was valued far beyond anything this world had ever seen before. I called it... The Lost Weasel Treasure. Someday I will find it and share its bounty with the world.

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[polygonfighter]

The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is

[skrambled]

Dungeons and Dragons: a summary

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stability]

[stimman3000]

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[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

somebody tell me wtf this is

[aaronbuzz]

@magnumpicactus the sand is on top of really hot coal and is pretty much boiling. The dude is dragging the pot of coffee on it to boil it. Its a traditional turkish way to make turkish coffee and its really good.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

7 Things to Quit

1. Getting your self esteem from others.

2. Constantly attacking and putting yourself down.

3. Thinking that others are better than you.

4. Expecting things to not turn out well.

5. Living in the past.

6. Fearing the future.

7. Being afraid of change.

[bwwhitney]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

[catchymemes]

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

[audrey-hepbae]

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. 

[dwight-schrutes]

iconic

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

[catchymemes]

[bae-medusa]

I love how this post implies that the metal music you hear in Doom isn’t from the game but actually emanates from Doomguy himself as he fights

[bellaxiao]

he did THAT

[melaninmadnesss]

What is this mans name

[destinyrush]

Johnny Manuel and he’s from Flint, Michigan @melaninmadnesss

[thenatsdorf]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[mel-cat]

[wally-jo]

oh my god

[trufflesmushroom]

[judestims]

🛸| Phebe Lou