@erob96 - Tumblr Blog

"big hammer" is probably the best girl-coded weapon type. most of the other standard weapons for girls have pretty wild implications if you think about them for too long but big hammer would never let you down

tubapun

It always hits (much like a large hammer)

kaasiand

ninjaotta

this tweet has DESTROYED me

hyunpic

these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks

jerkeline

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

charlesoberonn

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

diamantcowboy

They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies

gayvampyr

beardedmrbean

yeehawlw

posting on tumblr.com:

eyestrain-addict

phantomrose96

Across tumblr no one owns a truck for clout and that’s quite a good thing.

phantomrose96

To start 30% of tumblr users don’t own their own car, which already eliminates quite a lot of potential truck havingness you see.

Then among the car havers, the most common kind is a 20 year old sedan that was purchased for $2,400 and will be driven until the rims weather into sediment and become a new kind of sedan sedimentary rock called a sedanimentary rock. The second most common kind of car is a Subaru purchased by two lesbians who are no longer in a relationship but remain good enough friends still to be effective car co-parents.

Now this does leave an amount of truck havers. About 0.5-1% according to science. But importantly when you ask them about the truck the answer is “yeah my job is to pull stuck bulls out of the mud on the farm” and then they pull away and you get to see all the muddy bulls in the back of their truck, which is a real treat.