Told you not to get lost in the wild

I am me

[croquettish]

KCD Memes

[inienil]

arts & crafts 🎨 (ft. godwin)

[suiine]

from hans capon? hans capon the swagless? he of the chronically maidenless behavior? methinks nay

[runraerun]

🧎shhh he’s at peace. let him have this.

[kcdeliverance]

how it started // how it's going

[tsenamu-mu]

I think about this screenshot every single day

[madeleinefjall]

"O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,"

[brilcrist]

Leyendecker's Honeymoon: Hansry edition.

[dinodoodler7]

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself lying in a familiar ballpit

[nipuni]

Erik and Christine 😊

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

  I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-)   The original post is by iraffiruse.

[instructor144]

Long but cool as hell.

[twofingerswhiskey]

I’ve been using these tips for ten years and not one has failed me.

[psychoticrambling]

remember when “lifehacks” were useful?

[mortaljortlebortles]

I have never seen bread tabs what are they?

[willowlark369]

They’re these little plastic things that come on the plastic bag of sliced bread loaves sometimes. (Other times they use little wires wrapped in plastic called twist ties or twisties.) They’re supposed to keep the bag closed but they’re kind of useless at that once the loaf is home & in use. The twisties can also be used to store smaller cords or keeping any small thing you’d like bundled together. Has to be small because twisties aren’t very big.

[cipheramnesia]

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

[cipheramnesia]

That's right, this whole time I've been on HRT for the distracting and alluring cleavage which serves to alleviate so much otherwise awkward social interactions.

No more complex social small talk to navigate, just people trailing off while their eyeballs do the walking. This whole master plan was a stroke of genius.

[dietspam16]

this girl playing 4-d chess with the allistics

[cipheramnesia]

Actually it's just 38C but thanks.

[cipheramnesia]

Hold on, I might be stupid.

[vaspider]

No I think you're playing 38C chess.

[chavvesty]

BUT WHAT DOES CHEEKY NANDOS *MEAN* IT HAS TO HAVE A MEANING

mate it’s hard to explain mate it’s just like one day you’ll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the ‘Spoons but your lad Calum who’s an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like ‘brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead.” and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[gurneyslade]

[sittingonalog]

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB